Re: Transformers 3 Announced For 2011
It doesn't take a genius to understand that a franchise owned by a toy company exists to sell toys.
Both the cartoon and the comics in the 80's of course were Hasbro toy commercials-- The key difference is while the cartoon remains (for the most part) dated (especially the horrible stuff that came out post-cartoon Unicron movie) the comic had some wonderfully written storylines and some moving characters that G1 enthusiasts (of which I'm one) will never see on the big screen-- much in a similar fashion to the gritty realism of the G.I. Joe comics (when they weren't introducing a new amazing character every issue to sell action figures) which we'll also never see.
It would be great if a true filmmaker, who grew up in the 80's as a fan of both, would take charge of these properties and a studio (which will never happen) gave the funds without interference for a final product. That'll never happen and so we're left with Bay's trilogy and a G.I. Joe fanchise that's now going to be guided by Bieber's director.
Despite all of Nash's bluntness, I agree with him pretty much 99.99999%... I went to see T3 DOTM expecting something and settling for what was given, which is a shame. My wife loves the films (one of the reasons it was a great date opportunity, besides her beloved Mr. Potter there are few movies that I want to see that fully interest her as well and vice versa-- for example she's going with friends to see
The Help later this month, if you don't know what I'm talking about you didn't read the book either and you're probably a dude) so we went and enjoyed an adult day away from our kids-- but I wish it would have been a movie experience that made this late 30's guy who has every issue of Transformers from #1 through to the late #50's feel
like a kid.
All of us, that are a certain age, know what could have been on the screen and that's probably why the final result is so disappointing. Did I like the action scenes? Sure. Did I enjoy the film experience? To a degree-- but no where near what I had hoped. One hour into the film and you've seen Shockwave for the briefest of moments (with a giant snake appendage that really makes no sense), Megatron as a hobo in the desert with Starscream as his usual lackey (damn it, not seeing those two interact more on screen is painful for a G1 fan), and Sam's comedic attempt to become a man. That's a full hour into this mess. Ironhide dies shortly after that first abyssmal hour (with no nod by anyone about his death-- at least Jazz in the first movie died dramatically and was mourned for at the end by Prime) and then you've got the action--- too many puny humans (to quote a certain green guy) and not enough Autobot versus Decepticon fighting-- but maybe that's because there were too many cables hanging around.
"OPTIMUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"
"Sorry Sam, stuck in these cables. Give me a sec."