Dear Mike,
Thank you for placing an order with us at SideshowCollectibles.com. Although we had no doubts that you would secure a priority pre-order since your awesomeness has been felt through the internet and spread throughout our whole office. Our women are just now starting to walk regularly and have lost the bow to their legs, even though you have not physically touched them. There is a great fear in this office of what would occur with actual contact. This e-mail has important information about your order and should be saved or printed out for your records.
Please note that this confirmation DOES NOT include:
* Quotes from whiners who didn't wield the power awesome as you do therefore are left without.
* Threats from those who will spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on collectibles yet not upgrade their computers to successfully complete a priority pre-order even though you did it successfully from your work computer on Microsoft's Internet Explorer which your awesomeness has seemed to overcome in spades.
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* ORDER ID: #T******
* ORDER DATE 11/13/2009 18:00
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*ITEM(S) ORDERED:
Qty: 1 Item: 3000011 Price: $299.99
Marvel(R) Collectibles Wolverine Premium Format Figure - Sideshow Exclusive Edition