Wonder Woman - June 2, 2017

[jye4ever]

Not that I care, but I think it's still a little too early to reveal scenes of the movie without the spoiler tags ..many people coming on this specific thread still haven't watched it yet.

I think nobody should post any scene descriptions or reveals without spoiler tags until at least Sunday

Fair enough makes sense I fixed my posts with the spoiler tags.

 

[Victοr]

Lets put it this way,

Spoiler

Kim Kardashian would laugh at him naked.

Even with his hand cupping it, YES IN A SUPERHERO MOVIE THERE IS A FULL FRONTAL CUPPING **** SHOT, they cgi it perfectly removed.

He literally was dickless!

Man how did I forget to mention that in my review lol

Gotta give the Dicklets somebody to identify with. Not me though. I'm a straight up Fassy/Idris guy, ya know what I'm sayin'? *wink*wink*nudge*nudge*

 

[jye4ever]

I'm proud of what Gadot has done for the advancement of females.

Oh, here's a nice video of Gadot wearing a tight shirt, can almost make out the nips.

 

[RIDDICK]

There were lots of women without a male partner
there were only 2 male-female couples in the entire theater
me and the wife were one of them.

That's really weird...
My viewin' as regular as it gets, with all kinds of peeps.
Some walked out after the first and second acts tho.

Poor nerd dude, they laughed right at him.
My wife wanted to tell them off but I calmed her down lol.

Give my regards to her, Jye!

cringe worthy Gadot acting moments, I mean truly horrific line deliveries.
There is one scene in particular that will make you literally cringe at her lol.
There is also another scene where her lasso looked like cgi from my basement but other times it looked great.

Steve Trevor is the heart and soul of the movie, he did great that dude is talented.

In a nutshell.

She's always been bad.
I've just been waiting for everyone else to catch up.

Well, I guess you don't read my posts...

I agree with jye that this doesn't hold a candle to Dark Knight. But what does?

"The Winter Soldier" blows TDK to pieces.

Almost everyone has said "the pacing is a little off". That's a direct effect of a 2.5 hour movie that should have been cut down to a lean 1.55.

Eh... 2.5h would have been fine if it spent less time on Amazons, more time on WW1 action and villains, and had half the number of secondary characters.

Was this better than the DC animated film?

Yes and no...

JL: The New Frontier was an unironic KINO.

Hated it.

HBO Spawn

Second best animated show ever.

 

[jye4ever]

Fox news just ran a story calling WW very unpatriotic because her costume doesn't have any red white and blue and the united states was pretty much ignored in the movie:

NEIL CAVUTO: Wonder Woman is out in theaters right now. Some are calling it less American, Dion, because her outfit isn't red, white, and blue, and, in order to appeal for foreign audiences, very little reference to America at all.

DION BAIA: I think, nowadays, sadly, money trumps patriotism. Especially, recently, I personally feel like we're not really very patriotic, the country, in a certain sense.

MIKE GUNZELMAN: I think the Hollywood aspect, we see this time and time again, it's cool to hit America these days.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Oh, here's a nice video of Gadot wearing a tight shirt, can almost make out the nips.

Are you sure you don't mean Pine?

 

[jye4ever]

I think his chest is the same size lol

 

[Mr. Green]

I'm proud of what Gadot has done for the advancement of females.

Oh, here's a nice video of Gadot wearing a tight shirt, can almost make out the nips.

Obviously she was acting in WW and not in this vid, lol.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Is Dr. Poison one of the bad things in this movie?

 

[jye4ever]

Yes lol

She was needed for just one sole purpose which I will not ruin here.

Yes I will:

Spoiler

As a means to show WW new found compassion and forgiveness of the sins of humans, she spared Dr. Poison life while Ares was taunting WW to kill her because she deserved it. That was it.

 

[Mr. Green]

Persuaded badie.

 

[a-dev]

I'm proud of what Gadot has done for the advancement of females.

Oh, here's a nice video of Gadot wearing a tight shirt, can almost make out the nips.

Me and Chris Pine have very similar shaped heads...and the same fluffy looking hair. That is all at this time.

 

[RIDDICK]

Is Dr. Poison one of the bad things in this movie?

No. She's just kinda there. She could be a good character if they've spent more time on h... ok, read my previous post again.

 

[Wor-Gar]

What does Ares look like?

The usual DC giant troll? Does he scream and shake and gets all wiggly with strange electrical powers?

 

[jye4ever]

Spoiler

A dork with a Spartan helmet as in literally that.

Improvement over Doomsday though.

 

[Wor-Gar]

I don't like this movie. Who the hell is the threat then? Time?

 

[jye4ever]

No..

Spoiler

Ares is still the main threat but i'm not kidding, it's literally a dorky nerdy skinny old guy who then puts on a cgi spartan battle armor lololol

I mean how can you NOT lol.

 

[Rainpaulo]

On par with Iron Man......says it all really.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Is it Trevor again? That would be funny.

 

[Mr. Green]

"Urgh! You folks too much." - Mr. Green was here