You can't make this $#*! up

[Jen]

I'll refrain from posting bubonic plague sores.

That mouse looks like Stuart Little.

 

[devilof76]

Now that I think about it, I thought bubonic plague was transmitted through flea bites. I wonder why they're blaming it on the mouse (not that I'd trust a mouse to not give me something nasty).

 

[Phil Sierra]

This story is perfect for this thread.

Man Calls 911 Over Sandwich Order

https://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/local/Man-Calls-911-for-Over-Sandwich-Order-159090975.html

 

[crows]

Actually I read that is very common in some places:

Patients Abuse the System in Ridiculous Ways
One center estimates they receive about 10 calls an hour that are of the completely stupid variety, including a person calling 911 because someone had smeared their doorknob with Vaseline and they were afraid to touch it. Other calls included asking for directions to the mall, the start date of daylight savings time and whether to use hot or cold water to do the laundry. But even when the operator decides the call is ambulance-worthy, it's often because the caller has an ulterior motive. People wind up manipulating ambulances as a sort of taxi service, thinking that taking the ambulance to the hospital will get them to see a doctor faster without an insurance check.

Read more: 5 Terrifying Secrets About Riding in an Ambulance | Cracked.com https://www.cracked.com/article_197...-about-riding-in-ambulance.html#ixzz1xqo9rVD3

 

[devilof76]

I had some drunk walk up to me while I was smoking a cigarette at work and ask if I could call him an ambulance. I said, "No. There's a gas station half a mile down the street. Ask them." Then he demanded I call. I asked him if he was dying or at risk of losing a limb. Then he called me racist and told me he was going to beat me silly the next time he was around.

Ok, bub.

 

[thenammagazine]

Now that I think about it, I thought bubonic plague was transmitted through flea bites. I wonder why they're blaming it on the mouse (not that I'd trust a mouse to not give me something nasty).

Rats acted as chauffeurs for the fleas.

This story is perfect for this thread.

Man Calls 911 Over Sandwich Order

https://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/local/Man-Calls-911-for-Over-Sandwich-Order-159090975.html

Had a friend who worked in dispatch. You'd be surprised how many of the 911 calls are for ____tards just asking for the time.

 

[King Darkness]

I wish I had a mouse chauffeur

 

[devilof76]

https://thenews.com/blackdeath_newmexico/truestory.lol

 

[The Ween]

This story is perfect for this thread.

Man Calls 911 Over Sandwich Order

https://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/local/Man-Calls-911-for-Over-Sandwich-Order-159090975.html

Make my sammich right, dammit!!!

 

[The Ween]

Actually I read that is very common in some places:



Read more: 5 Terrifying Secrets About Riding in an Ambulance | Cracked.com https://www.cracked.com/article_197...-about-riding-in-ambulance.html#ixzz1xqo9rVD3

I'm not sure what I'd do if I came home and found my door knob smeared with some sort of goo. I'd be afraid to touch it too. I wouldn't call 911 though because there's none emergency numbers you can call. With the crazy ____ people do, I don't know if I'd touch it, even with a towel or something.

 

[BB&WSF]

Had a friend who worked in dispatch. You'd be surprised how many of the 911 calls are for ____tards just asking for the time.

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SFpZlKBvY8[/ame]

 

[crows]

I'm not sure what I'd do if I came home and found my door knob smeared with some sort of goo. I'd be afraid to touch it too. I wouldn't call 911 though because there's none emergency numbers you can call. With the crazy ____ people do, I don't know if I'd touch it, even with a towel or something.

I would probably bleach the hell out of it, or something,

 

[Phil Sierra]

Thailand arrested a British citizen after six roasted fetal corpses were found in his luggage. The bodies were believed to be between two and seven months old, according to the Guardian. Some were plated in gold leaf, apparently for use in black magic rituals.

https://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/may/18/briton-arrested-thailand-babies-corpses

 

[crows]

Thailand arrested a British citizen after six roasted fetal corpses were found in his luggage. The bodies were believed to be between two and seven months old, according to the Guardian. Some were plated in gold leaf, apparently for use in black magic rituals.

https://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/may/18/briton-arrested-thailand-babies-corpses

they eat fetutes in some place in Asia no?

 

[devilof76]

 

[Voorhees27]

Thailand arrested a British citizen after six roasted fetal corpses were found in his luggage. The bodies were believed to be between two and seven months old, according to the Guardian. Some were plated in gold leaf, apparently for use in black magic rituals.

https://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/may/18/briton-arrested-thailand-babies-corpses

Disgusting *******. I pray they execute him too.

 

[The Ween]

Oh noes! It's a booga booga man!

 

[thenammagazine]

they eat fetutes in some place in Asia no?

If you believe internet pictures. I'm not sure if it's true or just a rumor via Chinese-hating propaganda.

 

[The Ween]

If you believe internet pictures. I'm not sure if it's true or just a rumor via Chinese-hating propaganda.

Does China (government) need propaganda for people to hate them?

 

[thenammagazine]

Does China (government) need propaganda for people to hate them?

You try running a government over 1.3 billion people and see how easy it is.