You can't make this $#*! up

[King Darkness]

Chinese are hard workers

Lazy American would have shot people.

 

[devilof76]

We should ban guns to get rid of all the lazy people.

 

[King Darkness]

Brilliant

 

[devilof76]

I can't believe no one's thought of it before.

Seems so obvious.

 

[crows]

Sir, Excuse me sir,
Isn't It easier to just ban lazy people?
seems like a lot less work

 

[devilof76]

That's racist. The lazy are people too, you know. Guns don't have feelings, so no one cares if you ban them.

Clearly you have fallen short of true enlightenment.

 

[crows]

but it would be much easier, LESS Work!

 

[Darth Cruel]

but it would be much easier, LESS Work!

LOL...I don't have one of the "I see what you did there" gifs. But if I did, I would be using it here.

 

[The Ween]

https://news.yahoo.com/chinese-teen-kills-eight-knife-attack-reports-102629246.html

9 people, and without an assault rifle...

I love how the people making comments on the article turn it into a political statement and make it about the US.

 

[The Ween]

We need a monkey ban!!!! Ban those racist monkeys!!!

https://news.yahoo.com/blogs/trendi...adly-timed-olympics-commercial-172057606.html

 

[Phil Sierra]

We need a monkey ban!!!! Ban those racist monkeys!!!

https://news.yahoo.com/blogs/trendi...adly-timed-olympics-commercial-172057606.html

That's ridiculous and way too PC. The monkey could have easily followed a White or an Asian gymnast if they would have won. The ones who are complaining and associating the monkey with the Black gymnast are the TRUE racists. Shows you where their minds are.

 

[The Ween]

That's ridiculous and way to PC. The monkey could have easily followed a White or an Asian gymnast if they would have won. The ones who are complaining and associating the monkey with the Black gymnast are the TRUE racists. Shows you where there minds are.

And I'm sure that commercial was scheduled for that time slot long before anyone knew who was going to win. It's just plain silly.

 

[devilof76]

I love how the people making comments on the article turn it into a political statement and make it about the US.

Bigots.

We need a monkey ban!!!! Ban those racist monkeys!!!

https://news.yahoo.com/blogs/trendi...adly-timed-olympics-commercial-172057606.html

It's come to the point where the biggest racists are the ones who cry racism.

 

[thenammagazine]

We should ban guns to get rid of all the lazy people.

But how does that help with the people too lazy to buy guns?

 

[devilof76]

Who said logic, reason, or common sense had anything to do with it? We're trying to ban guns here. Any excuse will do.

 

[thenammagazine]

Who said logic, reason, or common sense had anything to do with it? We're trying to ban guns here. Any excuse will do.

Practice, "I did, but never inhaled" and you might have a shot at political office.

 

[devilof76]

Do you think they'll believe me if I can say it with a credible philandering Arkansas accent?

 

[thenammagazine]

Do you think they'll believe me if I can say it with a credible philandering Arkansas accent?

And if they don't, just mull on about a magnificent "change" that'll never happen.

 

[devilof76]

Or maybe I can come up with a more ambiguous word.

(Not sure that's possible...)

 

[thenammagazine]

Or maybe I can come up with a more ambiguous word.

(Not sure that's possible...)

"We're not there yet?"