Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (March 24th, 2016)

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

It's true. We're not designed to eat meat....we do, but physically we don't need it.

 

[karamazov80]

Pa Kent saved that dog, but Hopeman would snap it's ****ing neck before you could say "Lassie."

 

[Khev]

"Where I come from it means 'hope.'"

"Hope for what?"

"A merciful death of course."

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Pa Kent saved that dog, but Hopeman would snap it's ****ing neck before you could say "Lassie."

He's thinking about it

 

[karamazov80]

"Where I come from it means 'hope.'"

"Hope for what?"

"A merciful death of course."

. . .which I will never grant you."

*eyes turn red as he begins to slowly fry Lois*

 

[YankeesFanboy]

This thread gets more surreal by the day.

 

[karamazov80]

Seriously though, "hope" is Kryptonese for "grisly murderer."

 

[Khev]

Hopeman: "I'm not going to snap your neck, I'm taking you to jail."

Helpless criminal: "Really?" *snap*

Battfleck: "You're such a jerk Superman."

Hopeman: "Did you see the look on his face, he totally thought he was going to live, lol."

 

[karamazov80]

That's the last scene in Batman V. Superman, followed by this:

 

[GasparZizou]

It's true. We're not designed to eat meat....we do, but physically we don't need it.

Actually, I've read we develop many deficiencies if we don't eat meat, vegetarians are malnourished.

 

[GasparZizou]

Hopeman: "I'm not going to snap your neck, I'm taking you to jail."

Helpless criminal: "Really?" *snap*

Battfleck: "You're such a jerk Superman."

Hopeman: "Did you see the look on his face, he totally thought he was going to live, lol."

Yeah ok, that was pretty funny

 

[Khev]

Apparently Snyder is a huge Christopher Reeve fan and grew up with these vintage posters on his bedroom wall:

 

[crows]

Actually, we don't need to eat meat. Also, people eat dogs in other countries, and apparently they taste pretty good In fact, I'm pretty sure all animals are eatable And for the record, I eat my neighbors all the time...

cats dont love any humans ever (according to science) they just tolerate us and hate being touched by humans
and one reason people become the cliche "cat ladies" is because there is a parasite in the cat poop that makes you become attached to them, a parasite that most cat owners carry lol (it is meant to trick rats into loving the smell of cat waste)
im not even making this up

 

[crows]

Apparently Snyder is a huge Christopher Reeve fan and grew up with these vintage posters on his bedroom wall:

wow....maybe.... that's just how superman gets his rocks off


omg......:

 

[savageHULK]

We do not need meat to survive, but vegetarians/vegans can be very malnourished. The human body is extremely adaptable, I'm sure we could live without a lot of things.

 

[cilantropants]

Yay! PETA thread!

 

[DiFabio]

cats dont love any humans ever (according to science) they just tolerate us and hate being touched by humans
and one reason people become the cliche "cat ladies" is because there is a parasite in the cat poop that makes you become attached to them, a parasite that most cat owners carry lol (it is meant to trick rats into loving the smell of cat waste)
im not even making this up

This is BS.

We've got cats. One of them follows me everywhere, loves being pet and is pretty much a whore for attention even after they've been fed. I'll come home and chill on the couch, and the little ****er will come out of nowhere and get under my arm and start purring, then fall asleep. When I go up to bed, I'll go up the steps on the landing outside the door and be like, "yo Ozzy" and he'll come running up the steps to go to bed. He acts more like a puppy than our dog ever has.

 

[crows]

This is BS.

We've got cats. One of them follows me everywhere, loves being pet and is pretty much a whore for attention even after they've been fed. I'll come home and chill on the couch, and the little ****er will come out of nowhere and get under my arm and start purring, then fall asleep. When I go up to bed, I'll go up the steps on the landing outside the door and be like, "yo Ozzy" and he'll come running up the steps to go to bed. He acts more like a puppy than our dog ever has.

how was the cat raised? or cats?

if they are raised around dogs they tend to pick up some of their traits (Just like a dog raised around cats will take their traits)

 

[Rorywan]

We have a couple of Burmese. They are know as dog-cats. Clever little ****ers.

 

[GasparZizou]

Cats are like people too, or like any other animal, some of them are douchebags, some of them are cool cats.

I've met a couple cats that love being pet and play, some that just look down on you in disgust from afar