Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (March 24th, 2016)

[pturtle]

Sure did, and I'll keep there once the sequel comes out and crushes expectations


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[jye4ever]

It already did, Creed4Tastic.

 

[Khev]

From the director of Krampus comes, "Superman." Remember kids, he's always out there, watching you...

 

[jye4ever]

Superman should swoop in and kill Joker while Batman is making up his mind.

 

[Ondi]

Just needs some red squiggles coming out of his eyes to really finish off the look

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

That Snyderman is so manly, that the suit can't contain his kryptonian chest hair Unlike that sissy Capt Rogers guy with the shaved glossy chest...(patiently waits for Khev)

 

[Ondi]

It's there so Batman has a soft place to rest his head after he finds out Snyderman killed his parents.

 

[GasparZizou]

Sure did, and I'll keep there once the sequel comes out and crushes expectations [emoji38]


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[DiFabio]

I think it was a very good move by WB to make Battfleck a killer. Captain America kills, Superman kills. If the biggest boyscout superheroes are out snapping necks and throwing people threw propellers you can't have Batman out there putting bag guys in timeouts.

And Iron Man too.

 

[batfan08]

Superman should swoop in and kill Joker while Batman is making up his mind.

Nah, this Joker just needs a good talking to. He's a rebellious youth.

"I could snap your neck right now, but that'd be too good for you. No, you need something different...I think you just need to do some growing up is all. So, tattoos are your thing, huh? I guess it's a good thing lasers come out of my eyes, then!"

*FSSSSSST*

*Joker screams out in agony*

"Look! You aren't "damaged" anymore! And you don't appear to be laughing, either...maybe we should get rid of that, too, huh?"

*FSSSST*

"I'll be good. I swear, just...just stop"

"I'll tell you, for a guy with "Joker" tattooed on his belly, you sure cry a lot. I don't think that's accurate. We should get rid of that."

*FSSSST*

"B-B-Batman...please...help..."

"Why do you have a bird on your arm? That's weird. I don't like that."

*FSSSST*

"You're drooling a little bit. Cover your mouth!"

*Joker puts his hand over his mouth*

"I can still see it!"

*FSSSST*

"Kill me...please."

"You know? I just now noticed that 'J' on your cheek. Lot of good this X-Ray vision does me, huh?"

"No more...please...stop."

*FSSST*

"Just a few more..."

*whimpers*

"You know? All this burnt flesh and you're starting to look like that skeleton on your chest. Maybe we should keep that one? Naaaaah."

*FSSST*

"Clark, I don't think he can take much more,"

"Great, Bruce. Now look what you did! He knows our names."

*snap*

"All that work for nothing. I hope you're happy."

 

[greygoose]

And Iron Man too.

Still find it hard to accept that Iron Man uses the Hulkbuster suit to destroy a newly constructed skyscrapper when taking down the Hulk. Can you imagine being the contractors working on that site, I bet they had just clocked off work for the day!

 

[EndoSickness]

Nah, this Joker just needs a good talking to. He's a rebellious youth.

"I could snap your neck right now, but that'd be too good for you. No, you need something different...I think you just need to do some growing up is all. So, tattoos are your thing, huh? I guess it's a good thing lasers come out of my eyes, then!"

*FSSSSSST*

*Joker screams out in agony*

"Look! You aren't "damaged" anymore! And you don't appear to be laughing, either...maybe we should get rid of that, too, huh?"

*FSSSST*

"I'll be good. I swear, just...just stop"

"I'll tell you, for a guy with "Joker" tattooed on his belly, you sure cry a lot. I don't think that's accurate. We should get rid of that."

*FSSSST*

"B-B-Batman...please...help..."

"Why do you have a bird on your arm? That's weird. I don't like that."

*FSSSST*

"You're drooling a little bit. Cover your mouth!"

*Joker puts his hand over his mouth*

"I can still see it!"

*FSSSST*

"Kill me...please."

"You know? I just now noticed that 'J' on your cheek. Lot of good this X-Ray vision does me, huh?"

"No more...please...stop."

*FSSST*

"Just a few more..."

*whimpers*

"You know? All this burnt flesh and you're starting to look like that skeleton on your chest. Maybe we should keep that one? Naaaaah."

*FSSST*

"Clark, I don't think he can take much more,"

"Great, Bruce. Now look what you did! He knows our names."

*snap*

"All that work for nothing. I hope you're happy."

Golden and instant classic.

 

[Cixx]

Stayed outta this thread mostly. Wanted to say i'm not a huge Batman fan, but i am a Superman fan. That being said, what i'm seeing from Ben with this new (at least to me) interpretation of Batman i am really digging so far.

 

[Darth Snoopy]

Captain America kills too, a lot actually

To be fair; Cap is a soldier and the killing he did was done during war.

 

[greygoose]

To be fair; Cap is a soldier and the killing he did was done during war.

I'm surprised someone hasn't wasted all their time and effort on making a Marvel movie universe kill count for each character. I imagine the numbers will be alot!

 

[EVILFACE]

They still don't touch that mass murdering Luke Skywalker.

 

[Darth Snoopy]

I'm surprised someone hasn't wasted all their time and effort on making a Marvel movie universe kill count for each character. I imagine the numbers will be alot!

Give it time...I'm sure someone here is working hard to gather all the data!

 

[YoNoSe]

Hulk probably has the fewest onscreen human kills. That ain't right.

 

[pturtle]

To be fair; Cap is a soldier and the killing he did was done during war.

He’s killed plenty post waking up though, in the movies at least. Frank Castle was a soldier as well by the way

 

[karamazov80]

Hulk probably has the fewest onscreen human kills. That ain't right.

**** all these Marvel and DC sociopathic killer heroes. This is a hero: