- ‘Captain America: The Winter Solider’ music is playing in the background
- Deadpool sells used cars, absolutely offends a family of four. He’s officially done as a superhero. This is his midlife crisis.
- He gets a surprise party from all his friends.
- Wade Wilson says that “cocaine is the one thing Feige said is off limits!”
- TVA shows Wade his past, present, and possible future. Way more 4th wall breaking at Fox’s expense. Gratuitous suiting up scene with Deadpool’s new suit with Adamantium swords.
- Wade asks “does this mean loads of gratuitous cameos” when he’s told by the TVA that he has to protect the Sacred Timeline from a looming threat.
- Thor crying over Deadpool’s body. “That happens in the distant future,” Agent Paradox tells him
- Deadpool says “Suck it Fox, I’m going to Disneyland”