**Beware SPOILERS** Obi-Wan Kenobi Series on Disney+ **Beware SPOILERS**

[ZE_501]

So ... this isn't 'Kenobi' it's 'Reva'.

Bait. And. Switch.

At any rate, we didn't need to see a series about Kenobi being sad anyway, so maybe this was the better way to go after all, even though the tricksy hobbitsess pretended it was a Kenobi show.

 

[Spartan Rex]

“The Force“ is with Kenobi but sadly for him “The Empowerment“ is with Reva.
She has the high ground.

 

[loki2371]

Can't wait to skip this.....

I have no interest in the Reeva the Inquisitor show. Buba Fett soured me enough to no longer care. I will wait till its over and decide based on everyone's impressions.

I would cancel D+ but I did the annual sign up. So I guess I'm stuck till December. I've skipped Loki, Hawkeye, Black Widow, Eternals, waiting possibly for Moon Knight to finish, NO interest in Ms. Marvel... What a waste of money for me.

 

[ZE_501]

Can't wait to skip this.....

I have no interest in the Reeva the Inquisitor show. Buba Fett soured me enough to no longer care. I will wait till its over and decide based on everyone's impressions.

I would cancel D+ but I did the annual sign up. So I guess I'm stuck till December. I've skipped Loki, Hawkeye, Black Widow, Eternals, waiting possibly for Moon Knight to finish, NO interest in Ms. Marvel... What a waste off money for me.

Didn't see all of BoBF, cancelled so skipped Moon Knight and upcoming Reva by default. Money saved! I guess you could find some stuff to re-watch while you run out your subscription.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Of course Disney uses a major SW character to introduce the actual lead of the show, a new Dis-versified female character.

 

[ScoutingForToys]

Yeah none of this is convincing me to sign up to D+ for Kenobi. Guess I'll be skipping this one. Who knows, maybe Mando season 3 will manage to continue the quality of the first 2 seasons. Maybe Andor will turn out great.

 

[Spartan Rex]

Won’t be resubscribing after my current subscription runs out. Disneys CEO has doubled down politically recently and the content has been atrocious so I’m going to make a concerted effort that as little money from my wallet goes to the Mouse as possible.

 

[matticus]

While Kenobi and Reva will battle each other in the show, he doesn't try to kill her and places faith in her ultimately doing the right thing...even if it means Vader will eventually strike her down.

"Over the course of six chapters," the site explains, "audiences will meet Reva as she flees capture, is caught, and turned into a stone cold killer. We will see the Grand Inquisitor belittle her ability and potential. We will see how she has been pitted against the 5th Brother in a rivalry that only stands to make her lose her humanity."

They go on to suggest that Reva's turning point will come when she's presented with the consequences of killing a child (presumably Luke or Leia), which could be her moment of redemption. We haven't seen the character in any other Star Wars projects, so assume this is where her story begins and ends. There's also a chance she'll become a major player in this Galaxy Far, Far Away.

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Who could've possibly seen this coming...

So ... this isn't 'Kenobi' it's 'Reva'.

Bait. And. Switch.

At any rate, we didn't need to see a series about Kenobi being sad anyway, so maybe this was the better way to go after all, even though the tricksy hobbitsess pretended it was a Kenobi show.

“The Force“ is with Kenobi but sadly for him “The Empowerment“ is with Reva.
She has the high ground.

Can't wait to skip this.....

I have no interest in the Reeva the Inquisitor show. Buba Fett soured me enough to no longer care. I will wait till its over and decide based on everyone's impressions.

I would cancel D+ but I did the annual sign up. So I guess I'm stuck till December. I've skipped Loki, Hawkeye, Black Widow, Eternals, waiting possibly for Moon Knight to finish, NO interest in Ms. Marvel... What a waste of money for me.

Of course Disney uses a major SW character to introduce the actual lead of the show, a new Dis-versified female character.

 

[Johnny Utah]

At this point who cares. Just gimme that Obi-Wan figure.

 

[ironwez20]

I mean they showcased her throughout the trailer with little obiwan. I’m not surprised. Guess this is another show that will give us

the message!

 

[jaztermareal]

Y'all been waiting for a new Star Trek show since Enterprise went off the air? One that returns to the original formula after those terrible JJ Abrams movies? One with a more positive view of the future where problems are dealt with intelligently and fighting is not the first course of action? Maybe with Spock as a main character? Well, you are gonna LOVE Star Trek Discovery (STD) and Picard which take place in a completely unrecognizable universe where the Federation are a-holes, violence fills the run-time and the future is totally bleak! Watch our brand new chick character who is totally Spock's sister (who he just forgot to mention) teach him how to be a better Spock while she saves the universe! Watch Picard's "miserably ever after" play out post retirement! Yay!

Y'all been waiting to see a show or movie all about your favorite Marvel trickster god Loki? Wanna see him be his usual mischievous and scheming self across history? Well congratulations! Here is the new show Loki! It is about this awesome Loki variant called Sylvie who is the driving force of the entire plot and who belittles and constantly outdoes that silly dude Loki you love so much, pointing out how pathetic he really is. We also made sure that he is totally incompetent next to her, getting beat downs from overweight women with cattle prods when previously he went toe to toe with Avengers! Woohoo! Isn't it great!

Y'all been waiting 2 decades for a show based on the Halo series all about Master Chief battling the alien Covenant? Were you disappointed that the Peter Jackson/Niel Blomkamp movie failed to be made? Well guess what? Congratulations! Here is the Halo show, which is all about some new girl character with bad hair we made who will drive the entire plot! She is trying to rekindle an insurrection against the evil UNSC and she even belittles Master Chief for being toxic! As for chief, watch him have childhood flashbacks about his dog, enjoy violin music in the park, walk around a forest and dig holes, all while not wearing his helmet because reasons!

Y'all been waiting since 2005 to see Obiwan Kenobi's life as a fugitive on Tatooine post Order 66, his training with Qui-Gons ghost etc? Did you want a serious drama focused on his PTSD? Well you are in luck! Because you may see brief glimpses of that in our new show about some new chick character we created who will be the main driving force of the story and will teach Kenobi how to be better! (because obviously he needs to be taught a lesson that toxic dude he is).

I do not see a pattern here at all. Truly a golden age for entertainment!

 

[Wor-Gar]

Frightening.... and it's all true. All of it.


I heard they are remaking Jaws with three women that head out to hunt the shark.

 

[ZE_501]

Y'all been waiting for a new Star Trek show since Enterprise went off the air? One that returns to the original formula after those terrible JJ Abrams movies? One with a more positive view of the future where problems are dealt with intelligently and fighting is not the first course of action? Maybe with Spock as a main character? Well, you are gonna LOVE Star Trek Discovery (STD) and Picard which take place in a completely unrecognizable universe where the Federation are a-holes, violence fills the run-time and the future is totally bleak! Watch our brand new character who is totally Spocks sister who he just forgot to mention teach him how to be a better Spock while she saves the universe! Watch Picard miserably ever after play out post retirement! Yay!

Y'all been waiting to see a show or movie all about your favorite trickster god Loki? Wanna see him be his usual mischievous and sheming self across history? Well congratulations! Here is the new show Loki! It is about this awesome Loki variant called Sylvie who belittles and constantly outdoes that silly dude Loki you love so much, pointing out how pathetic he really is. We also made sure that he is totally incompetent next to her, getting beat downs from overweight women with cattle prods when previously he went toe to toe with avengers! Woohoo! Isn't it great!

Y'all been waiting 2 decades for a show based on the Halo series all about Master Chief battling the alien covenant? Were you disappointed that the Peter Jackson/Niel Blomkamp movie failed to be made? Well guess what? Congratulations! Here is the Halo show, which is all about some new girl with bad hair character we made! She is trying to rekindle an insurrection against the evil UNSC and she even belittles Master Chief for being toxic! As for chief, watch him have flashbacks, enjoy violin music in the park, walk around a forest and dig holes, all while not wearing his helmet because reasons!

Y'all been waiting since 2005 to see Obiwan Kenobi's life as a fugitive on Tatooine post Order 66, his training with Qui-Gons ghost etc? Did you want a serious drama focused on his PTSD? Well you are in luck! Because you may see brief glimpses of that in our new show about some new chick character we created who will be the main driving force of the story and will teach Kenobi how to be better! (because obviously he needs to be taught a lesson that toxic dude he is).

I do not see a pattern here at all. Truly a golden age for entertainment!

Well when you put it that way ...

 

[Wor-Gar]

Meanwhile, in the real world, a much different picture is being painted.

 

[TurdFurgusonsHat]

Reva MacIntyre

In a shocking twist the Kenobi show turns into a survival horror series when Reva and Ben are forced to team up to survive against yet another new species of dangerous creature that burrows under the Tatooine sand.

After the Kenobi trailer and leaks I'm expecting something about as good as Tremors part 5 and 6.

 

[Khev]

Y'all been waiting for a new Star Trek show since Enterprise went off the air? One that returns to the original formula after those terrible JJ Abrams movies? One with a more positive view of the future where problems are dealt with intelligently and fighting is not the first course of action? Maybe with Spock as a main character? Well, you are gonna LOVE Star Trek Discovery (STD) and Picard which take place in a completely unrecognizable universe where the Federation are a-holes, violence fills the run-time and the future is totally bleak! Watch our brand new character who is totally Spocks sister who he just forgot to mention teach him how to be a better Spock while she saves the universe! Watch Picard miserably ever after play out post retirement! Yay!

Y'all been waiting to see a show or movie all about your favorite trickster god Loki? Wanna see him be his usual mischievous and sheming self across history? Well congratulations! Here is the new show Loki! It is about this awesome Loki variant called Sylvie who belittles and constantly outdoes that silly dude Loki you love so much, pointing out how pathetic he really is. We also made sure that he is totally incompetent next to her, getting beat downs from overweight women with cattle prods when previously he went toe to toe with avengers! Woohoo! Isn't it great!

Y'all been waiting 2 decades for a show based on the Halo series all about Master Chief battling the alien covenant? Were you disappointed that the Peter Jackson/Niel Blomkamp movie failed to be made? Well guess what? Congratulations! Here is the Halo show, which is all about some new girl with bad hair character we made! She is trying to rekindle an insurrection against the evil UNSC and she even belittles Master Chief for being toxic! As for chief, watch him have flashbacks, enjoy violin music in the park, walk around a forest and dig holes, all while not wearing his helmet because reasons!

Y'all been waiting since 2005 to see Obiwan Kenobi's life as a fugitive on Tatooine post Order 66, his training with Qui-Gons ghost etc? Did you want a serious drama focused on his PTSD? Well you are in luck! Because you may see brief glimpses of that in our new show about some new chick character we created who will be the main driving force of the story and will teach Kenobi how to be better! (because obviously he needs to be taught a lesson that toxic dude he is).

I do not see a pattern here at all. Truly a golden age for entertainment!

Boba Fett riding a Rancor and defeating Cad Bane with a mere Gaffi stick is looking better and better amiright, lol.

 

[matticus]

Y'all been waiting for a new Star Trek show since Enterprise went off the air? One that returns to the original formula after those terrible JJ Abrams movies? One with a more positive view of the future where problems are dealt with intelligently and fighting is not the first course of action? Maybe with Spock as a main character? Well, you are gonna LOVE Star Trek Discovery (STD) and Picard which take place in a completely unrecognizable universe where the Federation are a-holes, violence fills the run-time and the future is totally bleak! Watch our brand new character who is totally Spocks sister who he just forgot to mention teach him how to be a better Spock while she saves the universe! Watch Picard miserably ever after play out post retirement! Yay!

Y'all been waiting to see a show or movie all about your favorite trickster god Loki? Wanna see him be his usual mischievous and sheming self across history? Well congratulations! Here is the new show Loki! It is about this awesome Loki variant called Sylvie who belittles and constantly outdoes that silly dude Loki you love so much, pointing out how pathetic he really is. We also made sure that he is totally incompetent next to her, getting beat downs from overweight women with cattle prods when previously he went toe to toe with avengers! Woohoo! Isn't it great!

Y'all been waiting 2 decades for a show based on the Halo series all about Master Chief battling the alien covenant? Were you disappointed that the Peter Jackson/Niel Blomkamp movie failed to be made? Well guess what? Congratulations! Here is the Halo show, which is all about some new girl with bad hair character we made! She is trying to rekindle an insurrection against the evil UNSC and she even belittles Master Chief for being toxic! As for chief, watch him have flashbacks, enjoy violin music in the park, walk around a forest and dig holes, all while not wearing his helmet because reasons!

Y'all been waiting since 2005 to see Obiwan Kenobi's life as a fugitive on Tatooine post Order 66, his training with Qui-Gons ghost etc? Did you want a serious drama focused on his PTSD? Well you are in luck! Because you may see brief glimpses of that in our new show about some new chick character we created who will be the main driving force of the story and will teach Kenobi how to be better! (because obviously he needs to be taught a lesson that toxic dude he is).

I do not see a pattern here at all. Truly a golden age for entertainment!

You are a toxic male for pointing this out!

As punishment, we will send a loud, obnoxious, overweight and frighteningly hideous female to chain and glue herself to you out of protest. (Yes, this did happen to a poor basketball hoop at the Timberwolves game yesterday lol).

 

[chrisstbh]

I dunno guys, the best parts of the Boba Fett show had zero Boba Fett in them, so maybe the less we see of Kenobi the better.

 

[Johnny Utah]

Y'all been waiting for a new Star Trek show since Enterprise went off the air? One that returns to the original formula after those terrible JJ Abrams movies? One with a more positive view of the future where problems are dealt with intelligently and fighting is not the first course of action? Maybe with Spock as a main character? Well, you are gonna LOVE Star Trek Discovery (STD) and Picard which take place in a completely unrecognizable universe where the Federation are a-holes, violence fills the run-time and the future is totally bleak! Watch our brand new character who is totally Spocks sister who he just forgot to mention teach him how to be a better Spock while she saves the universe! Watch Picard miserably ever after play out post retirement! Yay!

Y'all been waiting to see a show or movie all about your favorite trickster god Loki? Wanna see him be his usual mischievous and sheming self across history? Well congratulations! Here is the new show Loki! It is about this awesome Loki variant called Sylvie who belittles and constantly outdoes that silly dude Loki you love so much, pointing out how pathetic he really is. We also made sure that he is totally incompetent next to her, getting beat downs from overweight women with cattle prods when previously he went toe to toe with avengers! Woohoo! Isn't it great!

Y'all been waiting 2 decades for a show based on the Halo series all about Master Chief battling the alien covenant? Were you disappointed that the Peter Jackson/Niel Blomkamp movie failed to be made? Well guess what? Congratulations! Here is the Halo show, which is all about some new girl with bad hair character we made! She is trying to rekindle an insurrection against the evil UNSC and she even belittles Master Chief for being toxic! As for chief, watch him have flashbacks, enjoy violin music in the park, walk around a forest and dig holes, all while not wearing his helmet because reasons!

Y'all been waiting since 2005 to see Obiwan Kenobi's life as a fugitive on Tatooine post Order 66, his training with Qui-Gons ghost etc? Did you want a serious drama focused on his PTSD? Well you are in luck! Because you may see brief glimpses of that in our new show about some new chick character we created who will be the main driving force of the story and will teach Kenobi how to be better! (because obviously he needs to be taught a lesson that toxic dude he is).

I do not see a pattern here at all. Truly a golden age for entertainment!

Thank Christ Better Call Saul is back tomorrow. Where female characters are written intelligently and can co exist with male characters without overtaking the narrative with the writer's badly disguised personal agenda.

 

[ironwez20]

Frightening.... and it's all true. All of it.


I heard they are remaking Jaws with three women that head out to hunt the shark.

Dude stop! Bri Larson is on the forum.

ahem… hi zurdo… he was just joking!