FRODO & SAMWISE 1/6th

[Captain Faramir]

You bet! Are you surprised? I doubled my post count in the weeks around Faramir's arrival--I'm sure almost the entire Faramir thread is my posting.

I won't be surprised if I reach 5,000 in the next day or two. Oh, and I just got a call--literally less than a few minutes ago:

I GOT A JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[pixletwin]

!!!WOOT!!! ​

 

[Captain Faramir]

I know, that was TOTALLY random, and an answer to many prayers! I randomly applied at a surf/clothing store at the mall, not really expecting to get the job--it has a reputation for only hiring really good-looking people who are really "cool" (they even asked if I was "cool" during the interview--I said no ). But because of my past experience, my great references, and a pure blessing from heaven, they overlooked the fact that I'm a funny-looking LOTR nerd and hired me! Plus, since I'm tri-lingual I get extra pay! I just found this out in the past hour! Good thing I'm a native Californian--apparently that made me more desirable, since it is a Hollister Co. store. I'm still reeling from the news. This is such a miracle!

There is mercy in Heaven! YAY!!!!!!

 

[superdoug]

congrates!

 

[pixletwin]

Suck-a-miracle eh? Bite your tongue sir!

 

[King Darkness]

Kongrats Kaptain, now you can pay for a nice candle lit dinner for you and Eli.

 

[pixletwin]

and Kongrats to you King since you have beheaded the Darlord for the #2 postition.

 

[King Darkness]

Awesome, I didnt even notice, you must be very close too

 

[pixletwin]

I think I beheaded him for #3 with my post.

 

[King Darkness]

We are now bigger losers than Dave

 

[ProgMatinee]

You get paid more for speaking Elvish? Congrats!

 

[Darth Caedus]

I know, that was TOTALLY random, and an answer to many prayers! I randomly applied at a surf/clothing store at the mall, not really expecting to get the job--it has a reputation for only hiring really good-looking people who are really "cool" (they even asked if I was "cool" during the interview--I said no ). But because of my past experience, my great references, and a pure blessing from heaven, they overlooked the fact that I'm a funny-looking LOTR nerd and hired me! Plus, since I'm tri-lingual I get extra pay! I just found this out in the past hour! Good thing I'm a native Californian--apparently that made me more desirable, since it is a Hollister Co. store. I'm still reeling from the news. This is suck a miracle!

There is mercy in Heaven! YAY!!!!!!

Then I'm shocked you were hired. I would totally be hired, but not sure about you.

 

[pixletwin]

We are now bigger losers than Dave

And second only to TheJosh.

 

[ProgMatinee]

It burns us precious.

 

[Captain Faramir]

Suck-a-miracle eh? Bite your tongue sir!

Oops! Fixed!

 

[Captain Faramir]

Then I'm shocked you were hired. I would totally be hired, but not sure about you.

Hey, I'm shocked too. Good thing I wasn't going against you!

 

[King Darkness]

And second only to TheJosh.

 

[Darth Caedus]

Hey, I'm shocked too. Good thing I wasn't going against you!

 

[carbo-fation]

psst! You mean "how can you not have Gandalf and Saruman, etc. " Just helpin' you out bro.

Actually, it was supposed to be "How can you have Gandalf and not Saruman or the a Nazgul?" But thanks anyways!

 

[Captain Faramir]

Actually, it was supposed to be "How can you have Gandalf and not Saruman or the a (which one?) Nazgul?" But thanks anyways!

Ah, then I have failed you. I have failed you!

Edit: except for some minor nit-picks!