GI Joe Official Movie Publicity Photos - LARGE PICS!

[Darthrazz]

I think that means "We'll cram in two minutes for this Hama bozo to yap while we're waiting in the catering line. Just nod and smile."

I'm 100% sure that's what happened. They paid him and sent him home. I'm sure his input was ignored, after all how could he know what GI JOE is all about than Stephen Sommers!

 

[Sixthscalemagazine]

I think that means "We'll cram in two minutes for this Hama bozo to yap while we're waiting in the catering line. Just nod and smile."

i can imagine the scene now...

hama finishes telling sommers and his croneys about what Gijoe is supposed to be like and after the meeting a crew member turns to the sommers and says:

"who was that guy?"

and sommers replies,

"I dunno, I think he was an extra on M.A.S.H. or something..."

 

[Silent December]

I was at that panel and indeed Hama commented on the fact that di Bonaventura wanted Snakes to have a few lines in the movie but was shot down by Hama. I kept faith since Hama was involved but it's looks like Hama's consulting fell on deaf ears.

 

[DinoDB1975]

Character poster for Storm Shadow from this turd...

I like the Latino Review Belt Buckle.

 

[Sixthscalemagazine]

Character poster for Storm Shadow from this turd...

I like the Latino Review Belt Buckle.

He is....


THE PLEATHER NINJA

 

[IrishJedi]

Hadn't seen this pic of Snake Eyes before. He looks stupid, but not as douchey as Channing Tatum (Duke):

 

[Sixthscalemagazine]

Hadn't seen this pic of Snake Eyes before. He looks stupid, but not as douchey as Channing Tatum (Duke):

on the next episode of Power Rangers: WTF...

 

[IrishJedi]

It's all really quite appalling.

 

[Sixthscalemagazine]

 

[IrishJedi]

He does kinda look like that!

 

[Silent December]

and just for kicks, the final one sheet:

Hey at least they took out that stupid "evil never looked so good" tagline

 

[IrishJedi]

"Look! It's the dude from Mass Effect!"

"Wait.... what? That's Duke? Duke from G.I. JOE?? "

 

[MANDO]

This Summer, "FAIL" starts with a "G"...

 

[IrishJedi]

Remember these?

 

[Silent December]

ugh. I cringe every time I see those molded lips on that stupid mask. I also find it funny that in all the promo shots, he's hiding that feature with his katana or hand lol

 

[IrishJedi]

Oh, and in case Dave is still wondering... YES, Storm Shadow does actually wear the cheesy white sneakers in the movie.

 

[EVILFACE]

She doesn't look sexy at all with that big ass belt buckled resting below her pooch.

 

[thenammagazine]

Remember these?

If poor Dennis didn't think his career was dead before this movie, he'll be lucky to score a cameo on a Verizon "Dead Zone" commercial after it's release.

 

[IrishJedi]

Seriously, I don't think Hawk would look that boring and lame in a FAN FILM!

 

[thenammagazine]

Seriously, I don't think Hawk would look that boring and lame in a FAN FILM!

It's extremely reminiscent of Van Dam in Street Fighter, don't you think?