GI Joe Official Movie Publicity Photos - LARGE PICS!

[IrishJedi]

EVERYTHING about this crap is reminiscent of the Street Fighter movie.

Well, except for this movie's budget was about 10x more but doesn't really look it.

 

[The Chaver]

Is that black suit suppose to be his skin or what?

 

[IrishJedi]

Man, I really hope not!

Either way, it looks dumb.

 

[CelticPredator]

He's a black man. His skin is made of foam rubber....


And I hate those posters....what are they shooting at? Each other? The audience for seeing the movie? Other movie posters? Sommers? Uwe Boll??

 

[IrishJedi]

And I hate those posters....what are they shooting at? Each other? The audience for seeing the movie? Other movie posters? Sommers? Uwe Boll??

You got that right.

 

[Matt S]

This movie makes me sad. What a tragedy

 

[ortiz344]

The joe black armor or whatever suits really bug me, they ALL look the same, nothing interesting or imaginative or unique there at all, why bother????

 

[Darthrazz]

what are they shooting at?

Our childhood dreams of seeing a REAL and worthy GI JOE movie, cause after this crap, the chances of ever having a good GI JOE movie made is....never.

 

[IrishJedi]

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[Sixthscalemagazine]

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it's even worse than we imagined.... WTF were they thinking!!!!!!!

 

[BuddyGus]

My god, what have they done!

 

[Shai]

''this unit is comprise of the best operative in the world''

And then the black dude falls on his back in his new robocop uniform....

 

[Silent December]

I don't even know what to say anymore. Wow.

 

[CelticPredator]

''this unit is comprise of the best operative in the world''

And then the black dude falls on his back in his new robocop uniform....

 

[Khev]

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Batman & Robin - Arnold Schwarzenegger + Marlon Wayans = Recipe for Worst Film of All Time?

 

[maskfreak]

oh the horror. The horror.

 

[NASEDO]

I would never know this was a GI Joe movie after seeing the trailer. It looks like stealth 2 or something. And I cant stand Dennis Quaid anymore.

 

[CelticPredator]

Wow...you're right...it is like Stealth 2...

 

[Ra88]

Harry of AICN = A tool.

New G.I. JOE Trailer hits... I really can't wait to see this! They apparently have Megaforce flying motorcycles!!!

Hey folks, Harry here - over on YouTube - they have the latest GI JOE trailer up and frankly... I'm dying to see this trailer in the greater glory of Glorious Quicktime - but there's flying motorcycles and crazy cool vehicles galore. Yes, none of this looks particularly real - but with the exception of specific costumes - it kinda looks an awful lot like GI JOE. I just want Cobra uniforms - and the cool ol Village People unique look of the JOES themselves. That said - I have a correspondence with a director. One we all collectively worship who told me that the film is made for the boy in us. And I can't share that director's name, but I can say he wants all the vehicles in this movie. And that's as much of a clue as I'll give ya. I'm now much more excited about this than TRANSFORMERS 2 - as the word on that is pretty awful at this stage.

 

[IrishJedi]

''this unit is comprise of the best operative in the world''

And then the black dude falls on his back in his new robocop uniform....

That, right there, is this movie in a god damn nutshell.