GI Joe Official Movie Publicity Photos - LARGE PICS!

[Deeznutz6]

Still, don't blame the games. Blame the parents who don't make their children focus in school, don't make them do their homework, who think a "time-out" is constructive, etc. Basically the parents who would provide great legal grounds for mandatory sterilization. Blame them. They're the ones who're failing society.

Basically 75% of parents today, shame

 

[thenammagazine]

Does that say "RAPE" on his belt?!

Classy, ain't it? I blame the parents.

 

[BuddyGus]

Geez, and the real shame is how many kids look up to turds like that.

Blame the Parents indeed!!!

 

[Silent December]

just got back from ROTF and of course the Joe trailer came up. Some random dude next to me goes "oh, a power ranger movie?" then the Joe title came up and he was like "what?" lol

 

[MANDO]

That seemed the concensus in my theater as well. Joe recieved many snickers and "wtf" responses. The entire trailer I kept imagining everything I'd of done different with it...

 

[D. Martin]

Does that say "RAPE" on his belt?!

It says "BAPE" as in A Bathing Ape. His hoodie is a BAPE, and so is the belt. The ginch probably are too.

 

[TheObsoleteMan]

When the trailer came up before ROTF, I noticed that it had all of the "humorous" segments cut out. The only response from the audience was total silence.

 

[Deeznutz6]

Now it will be interesting to see if it gets bashed more than TF by the critics...

 

[Silent December]

critics are useless. undoubtedly some will think it's crap, but I guarantee you some jamok out there will say "it's the movie event of the Summer!" lol

 

[screamingmetal]

Is that figure really $70????????

Shockingly it is:
https://www.cooltoyreview.com/story...ro_GI_Joe_Presentation_Information_121101.asp

G.I. JOE MOVIE ACCELERATOR SUIT DUKE
(Approximate retail price: $69.99; Ages: 5 & up; Available: Summer 2009)
This unique figure captures the spirit of the G.I. JOE team leader and all of the technology needed to fight the COBRA forces. The ACCELERATOR SUIT DUKE figure comes equipped with the armored accelerator suit that DUKE wears during a soon-to-be-classic scene from the upcoming G.I. JOE movie. When activated using an easy hand grip control, DUKE simulates his accelerator running motion, with motorized head, torso and arm movements as well as lights and speech with more than 50 phrases. With the ACCELERATOR SUIT DUKE figure, kids will be able to “run” with DUKE and play out their favorite scenes from the movie or create their own new G.I. JOE missions.

 

[Deeznutz6]

You know after seeing ROTF, this might be better...

 

[EVILFACE]

From "the most highly anticipated movie of 2009..."

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That is a kewl toy, but it is not GIJoe. It is Robocop.

 

[DPrime]

From "the most highly anticipated movie of 2009..."

Yeah, it's pretty funny that they had the nerve to say that when you've got the Watchmen, Transformers sequel, Terminator Salvation, new Star Trek movie, Inglourious Basterds, etc, all coming out in '09! I mean, it's not even really that highly anticipated from the fanbase, let alone the general public...

 

[BuddyGus]

Wow, Hasbro has sunk to the lowest level possible.

 

[SweeneyTodd]

That is a kewl toy, but it is not GIJoe. It is Robocop.

Speaking of toys, I was at Toys R Us a
few days ago and I was surprised to see
a couple "Rise of Cobra" figures of Duke
and Snake Eyes. They were probably about
1/6 scale, but they looked cartoony and
almost superdeformed.

The Duke "talked" and they both had sound
effects. The talking feature was generic, but
it was the sound effects that totally ripped
my soul out. I'm not kidding when I say this:

They had Hannah Barbera Sound Effects!

SERIOUSLY!

I almost cried.

 

[lazy_dane]

Joseph Gordon-Levitt, prolly the worst choice for Cobra Commander. Have u seen this interview? jeepers, y dont u treat the mythology with some respect. what a flippin idiot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs4RYwl7fa0

 

[klocket]

From "the most highly anticipated movie of 2009..."

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="https://www.youtube.com/v/szL7jUSwWQo&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="https://www.youtube.com/v/szL7jUSwWQo&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

for a toy that's pretty fun (for kids)...no one noticed or mentioned the fact they used the Transformers Movie Theme for this ad. go hasbro!

M.

 

[JGouse0498]

Went to Barnes and Noble today and found the novelization of G.I. Crap. Curious to see how Cobra Commander is revealed, I flipped to the end...

Spoiler

The "Doctor" uses the nano-mites to cover Destro's face, creating the silver mask. When Destro flips out on him, ol' Rex pulls out...an f-ing PDA and uses it to make the mask shock him. He tells Destro to call him "Commander" and their new organization will be called COBRA. He pushes another button on that damn PDA, and the panels with the M.A.R.S. logo on their sub flips over to reveal the Cobra logo

Good lord, that's the ending to a crappy cartoon!!!! What a ^^^^ing waste!!!

 

[EVILFACE]

Went to Barnes and Noble today and found the novelization of G.I. Crap. Curious to see how Cobra Commander is revealed, I flipped to the end...

Spoiler

The "Doctor" uses the nano-mites to cover Destro's face, creating the silver mask. When Destro flips out on him, ol' Rex pulls out...an f-ing PDA and uses it to make the mask shock him. He tells Destro to call him "Commander" and their new organization will be called COBRA. He pushes another button on that damn PDA, and the panels with the M.A.R.S. logo on their sub flips over to reveal the Cobra logo

Good lord, that's the ending to a crappy cartoon!!!! What a ^^^^ing waste!!!

Man, that is some pure ^^^^ right there.

 

[MANDO]

Wow that's...really terrible! Who wrote this crap???