"Nothing goes over my head! My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it."
That had to be my favorite joke of the movie. It didn't get nearly as much of a reaction as some of the other stuff did from the audience I was with, but I was rolling.
"Starlord! You are my friend, this dumb tree is also my friend, the green whore......-shut up Drax!" oooor something like that
Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? Draxs metaphor line is driving me bonkers and I can't find it on the web.
Another favorite:
"A Raccoon? What the hell is that?"
"What you are, idiot."
Granted, I'm paraphrasing, or maybe I'm not...don't judge me; I haven't got to see it a second time, yet. Here, judge this guy. He has no soul:
https://nypost.com/2014/07/31/guardians-of-the-galaxy-is-space-junk/
But then again, nothing American comics can't offer, there are other genres other than superheroes, even if they're eclipsed by the sheer amount of superhero demand.
And his delivery really did make those jokes work as well as they did. I was never a fan of wrestler Batista (though he was pretty damn funny at this year's Wrestlemania conference), but I am a Drax fan."Nothing goes over my head! My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it."
Ronan is Legolas' gay elf dad from teh Hobbet.
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