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RIDDICK said:Just like...
As Jethro would say, looks like she's taking in a bit of washing.
Denzil come in the pub the other night with a black eye! I said "How did you get a black eye?". He said "Well I was in Church, and the woman in front of me, her skirt had gone right up the crease of her ass, so I leaned forward and pulled it out!"
I said "Well you have no business interfering with the woman's ass, leave it alone...if she's taking in a bit of washing, it's nothing to do with you!..."
Well he come in the pub this Sunday with another black eye! He said "That ble...ddy woman! She was in front of me again and her frock went up the crease of her ass again!"
He said "I knew not to touch it! But the bloke next to me, he pulled he out!
"Well I knew she didn't like it out.....so I pushed it back in!".....
I said "Well you have no business interfering with the woman's ass, leave it alone...if she's taking in a bit of washing, it's nothing to do with you!..."
Well he come in the pub this Sunday with another black eye! He said "That ble...ddy woman! She was in front of me again and her frock went up the crease of her ass again!"
He said "I knew not to touch it! But the bloke next to me, he pulled he out!
"Well I knew she didn't like it out.....so I pushed it back in!".....