batfan08
Super Freak
I think all of the dudes saying that they can’t get laid should embrace the idea that sexuality is fluid, everyone has butts and mouths, and they can **** each other if they’re that lonely.
“Okay, Jack. You be Sara Jessica Parker...”
“We talkin’ First Wives Club or Post-*** and The City SJP?”
“First Wives Club.”
“Got it. First Wives Club.”
“Who do you want me to be?”
“Kate Beckinsale.”
“I don’t think I could do that.”
“Why not?”
“My *** isn’t tight enough.”
“What do you mean your *** isn’t ti-wait, have you done this before?”
“No, have you?”
“No.”
“You have tried dating girls who you don’t consider to be conventionally attractive, right?”
*silence*
“I don’t know why they can’t just like nice guys.”
“Right?”
“****ing feminazis.”
“Okay, Jack. You be Sara Jessica Parker...”
“We talkin’ First Wives Club or Post-*** and The City SJP?”
“First Wives Club.”
“Got it. First Wives Club.”
“Who do you want me to be?”
“Kate Beckinsale.”
“I don’t think I could do that.”
“Why not?”
“My *** isn’t tight enough.”
“What do you mean your *** isn’t ti-wait, have you done this before?”
“No, have you?”
“No.”
“You have tried dating girls who you don’t consider to be conventionally attractive, right?”
*silence*
“I don’t know why they can’t just like nice guys.”
“Right?”
“****ing feminazis.”