Kids Say the Darndest Things

[jonny88]

l remember l took some fireworks from my dad when l was a kid. went to light them off down the street and one didnt go off. l told my mom "there is a large fire work stuck in a guys front lawn that was a dike, it did not go off." she said, "its a what", l said, "a dike", and shes like , "you mean a dud", and l said "no its a dike, whats a dud" she said "a dud is when it doesnt blow up, a dike is a gay woman".

 

[AllisonAmy]

l remember l took some fireworks from my dad when l was a kid. went to light them off down the street and one didnt go off. l told my mom "there is a large fire work stuck in a guys front lawn that was a dike, it did not go off." she said, "its a what", l said, "a dike", and shes like , "you mean a dud", and l said "no its a dike, whats a dud" she said "a dud is when it doesnt blow up, a dike is a gay woman".

How old were you? Did you even have a clue what that meant?

 

[jonny88]

How old were you? Did you even have a clue what that meant?

l think l was about 10 or so. l thought it meant what dud means. but like you said, kids say the darndest things.

 

[devilof76]

The 4yr old said she wants an iPhone for Christmas.

She learns fast, huh?

 

[AllisonAmy]

She learns fast, huh?

I am SO in for it, with her.

 

[Darth Cruel]

She will rack up hundreds of dollars texting Elmo.

 

[AllisonAmy]

She will rack up hundreds of dollars texting Elmo.

Elmo was so two years ago. She will probably be texting Batman.

 

[devilof76]

Atleast her standards are high.

 

[AllisonAmy]

Atleast her standards are high.

She is in love with George Clooney. At least she has good taste.

 

[devilof76]

You let her watch Batman & Robin?

 

[AllisonAmy]

You let her watch Batman & Robin?

Walmart, $5.00, what can I say. I'm glad I wasn't there the same time as Ween, though, because she TOTALLY copied my outfit.

It also amuses me to watch my kids laugh at all the stupid one-liners in that movie. Is that wrong?

 

[devilof76]

It might be. I don't know, I've never seen it because it scares me.

And the world may have ended on account of so much awesomeness in Wal-Mart at once. I'm glad too.

 

[The Ween]

Walmart, $5.00, what can I say. I'm glad I wasn't there the same time as Ween, though, because she TOTALLY copied my outfit.

It also amuses me to watch my kids laugh at all the stupid one-liners in that movie. Is that wrong?

Did not! You probably saw how sexy I looked and ran right out and got one just like it!

I am a fashionista!

 

[Darth Cruel]

Walmart, $5.00, what can I say. I'm glad I wasn't there the same time as Ween, though, because she TOTALLY copied my outfit.

It also amuses me to watch my kids laugh at all the stupid one-liners in that movie. Is that wrong?

Did not! You probably saw how sexy I looked and ran right out and got one just like it!

I am a fashionista!

Weenie and AllisonAmy meet at Wal-Mart

"Oh NO you didn't!"

"Oh no YOU didn't!"

 

[AllisonAmy]

Weenie and AllisonAmy meet at Wal-Mart

"Oh NO you didn't!"

"Oh no YOU didn't!"

I think you mean "di'n't"

 

[devilof76]

CATFIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[AllisonAmy]

Too...tired...to fight...

 

[AllisonAmy]

Bath time last night, I was rinsing the 5 yr old's hair:
"My hair goes down to my booty."

I only wonder what words kindergarten will bring, next year.

 

[devilof76]

I was just sitting here looking at D.Martin's Toys For Tots thread, and my two year old niece walked up and said, "Is that a Predator?"

I'm still not back to normal yet.

 

[AllisonAmy]

I was just sitting here looking at D.Martin's Toys For Tots thread, and my two year old niece walked up and said, "Is that a Predator?"

I'm still not back to normal yet.

Back to normal? Do you mean after seeing The Ween and me at Walmart? It's going to be just fine. Just sit there for a minute and have another cup of coffee. Everything is going to be OK. I promise.