Marvel's The Black Panther

[YoNoSe]

The drama is pretty real when Bilbo gets a spine pill.

I was like, "oh man - just like Star Trek 4!"

 

[crows]

Should have shoved it up the butt,
Which makes me wonder, how crazy are the *** toys in wakanda? Made of vibranium? Do they make flowers grow instead of pubes?

 

[Ropen]

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[ironwez20]

Silly Things this movie made people laughed in the theater:

The rhino feeding
The little shoulder dance while the fight was going on in river
Characters with lazy eyes
The carpet shields


Things that made people groan
Saving bilbo and telling him the secrets of wakanda
Having a white man save the day ( bilbo pilot)
Burning the flowers
" guns are so primitive" while using spears...
Wig throw
The barking at bilbo
"Colonizer"
Killmonger killing his girl and choking that lady

It’s the mcu dude it’s dumb and outlandish Why should this movie be any different than some guy building a functional flying suit in a cave. It’s a comic book movie. The mcu has always been stupid.

 

[YoNoSe]

Is there anything "real" about BP?

The "family" drama with KM is almost hypothetical it's so far removed from BP's experience. The drama of the death of his father is already settled in CW, just backwashed a bit in this one with the decidedly unreal ghost world. The politics and existence of Wakanda are laughably unrealistic. The idea of spear wielding warriors in a culture that has virtual remote-control cars and bomb absorbing cat costumes is beyond silly. The visuals are Big Thunder Mountain sets + weather-forecast backdrops. Affectionate rhinos. Miracle metal. Magic flowers.

I love me some Disney but ****** this thing has every leftover trope and reheated beat I'm surprised you don't glance the Golden Girls house from the WDW backlot tour.

 

[YoNoSe]

It’s the mcu dude it’s dumb and outlandish Why should this movie be any different than some guy building a functional flying suit in a cave. It’s a comic book movie. The mcu has always been stupid.

Iron Man visualized some pseudo science movie logic at least. BP is like "eat some vibranium, maybe you'll grow a tail or maybe you can fly. Dafuq knows?"

 

[crows]

It’s the mcu dude it’s dumb and outlandish Why should this movie be any different than some guy building a functional flying suit in a cave. It’s a comic book movie. The mcu has always been stupid.

Well there you go. Ultrafan snikt is talking about laughing at civil war
Yet this movie had so many moments of unwanted laughs or cringe.

You see the point, it is equally silly to overly attack one marvel movie and overly defend another one.

 

[crows]

Is there anything "real" about BP?

The "family" drama with KM is almost hypothetical it's so far removed from BP's experience. The drama of the death of his father is already settled in CW, just backwashed a bit in this one with the decidedly unreal ghost world. The politics and existence of Wakanda are laughably unrealistic. The idea of spear wielding warriors in a culture that has virtual remote-control cars and bomb absorbing cat costumes is beyond silly. The visuals are Big Thunder Mountain sets + weather-forecast backdrops. Affectionate rhinos. Miracle metal. Magic flowers.

I love me some Disney but ****** this thing has every leftover trope and reheated beat I'm surprised you don't glance the Golden Girls house from the WDW backlot tour.

Guns are so primitive


Throws spear


I expect that from a parody movie lol.

 

[SNIKT1950]

Is there anything "real" about BP?

The "family" drama with KM is almost hypothetical it's so far removed from BP's experience. The drama of the death of his father is already settled in CW, just backwashed a bit in this one with the decidedly unreal ghost world. The politics and existence of Wakanda are laughably unrealistic. The idea of spear wielding warriors in a culture that has virtual remote-control cars and bomb absorbing cat costumes is beyond silly. The visuals are Big Thunder Mountain sets + weather-forecast backdrops. Affectionate rhinos. Miracle metal. Magic flowers.

Love this guy. Thinks he's the smartest, wittiest poster here yet completely missed the point of the movie.

 

[jye4ever]

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Well that was KM point. Wakanda is ignoring the plight of their hommies including WM there. Especially Rhodey who is Stark’s best friend.

 

[jye4ever]

Is there anything "real" about BP?

The "family" drama with KM is almost hypothetical it's so far removed from BP's experience. The drama of the death of his father is already settled in CW, just backwashed a bit in this one with the decidedly unreal ghost world. The politics and existence of Wakanda are laughably unrealistic. The idea of spear wielding warriors in a culture that has virtual remote-control cars and bomb absorbing cat costumes is beyond silly. The visuals are Big Thunder Mountain sets + weather-forecast backdrops. Affectionate rhinos. Miracle metal. Magic flowers.

I love me some Disney but ****** this thing has every leftover trope and reheated beat I'm surprised you don't glance the Golden Girls house from the WDW backlot tour.

Your posts are a joy to read lol

But the spear warfare ritual doesn’t bother me every government has their set of ascension rituals.

If anything it was just a formality for ages in Wakanda until Gorilla dude decided to spice it up a little.

 

[YoNoSe]

Love this guy. Thinks he's the smartest, wittiest poster here yet completely missed the point of the movie.

I think I’m average. You’re the elitist, silly. Auteurs and company suits and art.

Please enlighten us all about the point I’ve missed. Preferably with examples not just your usual “this is garbage” “this is superb” hot air.

 

[ironwez20]

Well there you go. Ultrafan snikt is talking about laughing at civil war
Yet this movie had so many moments of unwanted laughs or cringe.

You see the point, it is equally silly to overly attack one marvel movie and overly defend another one.

But you seem to really hate this movie for small silly reasons

 

[SNIKT1950]

Well that was KM point. Wakanda is ignoring the plight of their hommies including WM there.

Yep. Killmonger is important to BP's growth in that he challenged BP's privileged upbringing.

 

[YoNoSe]

Your posts are a joy to read lol

But the spear warfare ritual doesn’t bother me every government has their set of ascension rituals.

If anything it was just a formality for ages in Wakanda until Gorilla dude decided to spice it up a little.

Thanks.

I could understand a traditional display of might but the most advanced society on Earth should really keep a laser or two around for invaders and wayward hippos.

 

[ironwez20]

Iron Man visualized some pseudo science movie logic at least. BP is like "eat some vibranium, maybe you'll grow a tail or maybe you can fly. Dafuq knows?"

Nobody ate vibranium in the movie. Same can be said about putting steroid juice on a skinny guy and suddenly he’s big and can fall on his shield multiple times from hundreds of feet in the air and live. **** never made sense. Don’t know all of sudden we have to discuss realism for a movie with a guy in a cat suit who drinks flower powers to make him
Strong . Lol.

I mean it isn’t a perfect movie I get that but now people are questioning vibranium and it’s uses. Vibranium always had dumb **** happen. They are just following the comics.

 

[ironwez20]

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This made me laugh my *** off

 

[crows]

Love this guy. Thinks he's the smartest, wittiest poster here yet completely missed the point of the movie.

Ok, tell me what the point of the movie is
Please i beg you.
You either tell us what the point is or you lose the argument to junki

But you seem to really hate this movie for small silly reasons

Show me where i said i hated this movie.
Please show me

So according to you and snikt, movies cannot be criticized anymore?
You can only either Super love a movie or super hate it? Is that it?
No in between? just the two extremes?

So we can only give it a 1 or give it a 10?

 

[jye4ever]

If Shuri died would they go primative lol

 

[SNIKT1950]

I think I’m average. You’re the elitist, silly. Auteurs and company suits and art.

Please enlighten us all about the point I’ve missed. Preferably with examples not just your usual “this is garbage” “this is superb” hot air.

BP is a story of two men who want to be king. They are both deserving yet they are both lacking something crucial to properly rule Wakanda: each other. Via their rivalry, they will both grow and learn that there is more to the throne than just that which they bring with them from their respective pasts.

Killmonger couldn't embrace anything new, and in not being able to T'Challa learned to.

^that's Ryan Coogler's Black Panther.

All that bull**** you listed in your last post is irrelevant.