Just read this in the local paper:
ERs Report Spike in Bandwagon-Jumping Injuries Following Saints Losses
Emergency rooms all over South Louisiana report a rash of leg, foot, and ankle injuries in the days immediately following consecutive losses by the New Orleans Saints.
Medical experts, as well as sports analysts, attribute the sudden increase in breaks and sprains to newly converted fans jumping off the NFL team’s bandwagon. They point to the timing of the injuries and the fact that the team gained a whole slew of new, enthusiastic, yet fickle, fans during its 13-0 start this season.
After two home losses, though, many of them couldn’t wait to disavow all loyalty to the team for which they had so fervently yelled “Who Dat!”
“When they come in, we ask how they hurt themselves,” said Dr. Jonah Miles, an ER physician at Northshore Regional Medical Center in Slidell. “They always say something like they tripped or stepped in a hole, but we suspect they hurt themselves jumping off the bandwagon.”
Miles says that many of the injured show signs of recently abandoned fandom.
“I’ve treated more than my share of broken legs and twisted ankles on guys with Jeremy Shockey hair and fleur de lis tattoos marked over with a Sharpie,” Miles said. “They’re just too embarrassed to admit they’re fair-weather tools.”
https://www.redshtickmagazine.com/O...31_Lawman_Seagal_Possessed_by_Lees_Ghost.html
