No Time To Die (2020 Bond film)

[Victοr]

I suppose nudie women in silhouette in the title sequence is out of the question then? Not a proper Bond film if they dont have that.

Nude, Non-Binary people of no specific mix of ethnicities, and various body types would be my choice. Tom Ford's glorious "Nocturnal Animals" opening scene springs to mind:

He has no diversity in his movies, but I think that'd be easy to fix. We need some disabled, overweight Blatinxasian people in the Jam Bond movie. I'll be hitting Jeffrey Bezey-B later.

Joking aside, Ford's films are a joy to look at and they're actually good on a narrative/technical level as well.

I love both of them.

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I don’t even know what to say you stole the victory from darthkostis lol

 

[jsgord58]

Darn, I let the cat out of the bag. Fine, I concede. My identity has been revealed.

Spoiler

I pull double duty and also really hate Superman.

I'm the one who pulled the strings and made DC hire Bendis, and also put the JJ/Coates Superflick into production. My next, and most glorious plan, will be finally destroying the Fantastic Four once and for all.

Ah yes, Telly Savalas as Kojack.
"She was a good girl. Mama's apple pie. The Fourth of July. SHE WAS A HOOKA'.
Norm McDonald, RIP.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Ah yes, Telly Savalas as Kojack.
"She was a good girl. Mama's apple pie. The Fourth of July. SHE WAS A HOOKA'.
Norm McDonald, RIP.

Norm, my favorite deeply closeted gay man.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Doom should be a meme king.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Telly Savalas made one f-ing hot daughter back in the 80's -- but who has become a bit of a circus freak now.

Many interesting memories have begun just like this (without the pale pigs in the background usually).

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Holy crap, you weren't kidding.

 

[Victοr]

Doom should be a meme king.

He's already The King. Memes would be just another part of his domain (open it in a new tab).

God, I hope MCU Doom is well cast.

Many interesting memories have begun just like this (without the pale pigs in the background usually).

NA is a film whose subject matter isn't enjoyable, but Ford's aesthetics make it worth rewatching.

In an era where redheads are all racebent in tv & films, Ford puts 4 of them in a single film.

What a lad! Honestly, I liked how NA took a shot at the entire art industry and lots of [current year] ideas. I need him to hurry up and make some new films.

Holy crap, you weren't kidding.

Huh, I never knew that.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Many interesting memories have begun just like this (without the pale pigs in the background usually).

Those pale pigs are there to make Amy Adams look attractive and desirable. Gross.

 

[Victοr]

Those pale pigs are there to make Amy Adams look attractive and desirable. Gross.

Rude.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Holy crap, you weren't kidding.

That's not the right one. Nicole Sheridan.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

That's not the right one. Nicole Sheridan.

She's Kojak's stepdaughter.
Telly's testicles had zero involvement in her creation.

 

[Wor-Gar]

She's Kojak's stepdaughter.
Telly's testicles had zero involvement in her creation.

Sheridan? Oh... my mistake. No wonder I never saw the resemblance.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

So I was going to watch this piece of **** in theaters, but now I'm boycotting the film.

The director called Sean Connery's Bond a rapist. What a cuck.

Cary Fukunaga Says Sean Connery’s Bond Is ‘Basically’ a Rapist: ‘That Wouldn’t Fly Today’

So **** this movie.

 

[Wor-Gar]

They're turning Craig into a twink. Can only have sex with women who attack him, and then only in respectable fashion. No ass smacking. No rough doggy. No choking. No holding them down. No "you like that, don't you" dirty talk.

Women are going to miss all that at some point.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Maybe that opening title sequence with all the testicles swinging should also include threatening silhouettes of scissors chasing after the sacks!

GOLD! -- Fingeeeeeeeeeeer..... *snip-snip-snip!*

 

[jye4ever]

Maybe that opening title sequence with all the testicles swinging should also include threatening silhouettes of scissors chasing after the sacks!

GOLD! -- Fingeeeeeeeeeeer..... *snip-snip-snip!*

Hammer strikes to the nuts lol

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

They're turning Craig into a twink. Can only have sex with women who attack him, and then only in respectable fashion. No ass smacking. No rough doggy. No choking. No holding them down. No "you like that, don't you" dirty talk.

Women are going to miss all that at some point.

Maybe that opening title sequence with all the testicles swinging should also include threatening silhouettes of scissors chasing after the sacks!

GOLD! -- Fingeeeeeeeeeeer..... *snip-snip-snip!*

Craig lost his testicles in Casino Royale.

 

[punisher1974]

Maybe that opening title sequence with all the testicles swinging should also include threatening silhouettes of scissors chasing after the sacks!

GOLD! -- Fingeeeeeeeeeeer..... *snip-snip-snip!*

Hmm instead of Blofield being the big bad it Would be Lorena Bobbit. Very horrifying and the credits could be the stuff of nightmares.

 

[punisher1974]

Craig lost his testicles in Casino Royale.

Ahh yes the monkey fist to the nuts. I did like Bond's line to Le Chiffre during that scene when he was laughing at him.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Considering he's Bond, is it only two times he was actually threatened with castration of a kind on Goldfinger's laser table and the rope-swing in Casino Royale?