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They certainly could. Is that what Aronofsky did when he wrote his comic? Did he take liberties with the story? Is that what kind of movie this is supposed to be, or is it supposed to be a literal dramatization of Genesis, with glaring inaccuracies (according to those to whom it matters)?
 
how would the faithful respond if they did this movie but based it on the epic of gilgamesh instead? :lol
 
Right, right. Everyone gets a turn. No reason to leave the Jewish kids out, just because they showed up late.

Pentateuch was a good show. It was no Babylonian epic, but it had some okay parts.
 
I wish I had a devilof76 to hang around and whenever anything needed explaining he'd bust out the clarity and logic. Like an intellectual bodyguard. I don't know if I could afford it though. Maybe I could do a bit of consulting myself? Not sure how much I'd get though.
 
I wish I had a devilof76 to hang around and whenever anything needed explaining he'd bust out the clarity and logic. Like an intellectual bodyguard. I don't know if I could afford it though. Maybe I could do a bit of consulting myself? Not sure how much I'd get though.

Maybe that's how I can get rich! :panic:

I think you just gave him a major hard-on.

No, baby. That's all you.
 
To bible believers it is not a moot point. They believe the bible to be 100% accurate. For example, my boss will tell you that the Earth is only 10,000 years old and that science is nonsense. God created the world just like the bible says. So to a person of faith like that a movie like this could be seen as blasphemy. It doesn't matter what the intent of the film is.

You should show him this :lol

[ame]https://youtu.be/WbPR-S01yhA[/ame]
 
Dare we revive this? Anybody seen it yet?

77% on rottentomatoes.com so make of that what you will.

I've read all the spoilers, it really is a farce of a Biblical story. The early reports of demonic rock-men who "defy God" and help Noah build the ark and battle bad guys are all true. The demons are even made out to be sympathetic for rebelling against God and helping humanity. So in the Noah movie God = Bad and Demons = Good.

As an "adaptation" it's a pure joke. This appears to be aimed at easily duped church goers and those who openly want to mock Christianity. If you find yourself in either camp then this movie is probably for you.
 
77% on rottentomatoes.com so make of that what you will.

I've read all the spoilers, it really is a farce of a Biblical story. The early reports of demonic rock-men who "defy God" and help Noah build the ark and battle bad guys are all true. The demons are even made out to be sympathetic for rebelling against God and helping humanity. So in the Noah movie God = Bad and Demons = Good.

As an "adaptation" it's a pure joke. This appears to be aimed at easily duped church goers and those who openly want to mock Christianity. If you find yourself in either camp then this movie is probably for you.

:goodpost: I couldn't have said it better myself
 
I heard about the rock monsters. My understanding is that they're supposed to be the elohim and/or nephilim. Those are Biblical figures, though their appearance and origins are vague. I've heard everything from a race of giants to fallen angels. Either way, they're not Biblically related to the Noah story in the least. Apparently the movie goes with the fallen angels version, being punished for whatever reason by being made into rock monsters ... and they do help build and protect the ark. Entirely extra-biblical invention, and wholly unnecessary. No idea why.

Here's a screencap ...

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"Its a rock!! It doesn't have any vulnerable spots!!" Haha.

I certainly wouldn't have included them. They're really not Biblically understood very well, certainly not well enough to effectively visually depict them without taking extreme license, and potentially making a mockery of the source material. The biggest problem is that they give the movie a mythological spin that rubs me the wrong way ... almost like including a cyclops or something. Randomly including them in the Noah story seems disrespectful of the source material. I don't think I mind it enough to call it a joke based on that alone, though.

I haven't seen it ... are you sure they defy God and help humanity? My understanding was they helped build the ark and helped defend it from onslaught. That's the opposite of defying God and helping humanity. That's helping Noah obey God at the expense of humanity. Either way, I don't know that it makes God the villain, though ... at least not any more than Genesis. We're talking about an incident where God wipes out the entirety of humanity for being degenerate. Its a really dark story, by nature.

I don't consider myself easily duped, but, I guess I've been called worse.

SnakeDoc
 
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I haven't seen it ... are you sure they defy God and help humanity?

Apparently. Here is a review from a Christian perspective with full spoilers throughout:

https://www.christiananswers.net/spotlight/movies/2014/noah2014.html

With regard to the rock-men it says this:

Undoubtably the most bizarre addition to the Bible is the now trendy Luciferism subplot. For those who are not familiar with this now cliché plot point, Luciferism is when rebellion against our Creator is portrayed as noble or sympathic in nature. In this case, this is literally true. The Watchers (the name given to demons in the Book of Enoch and this film) “wanted to help man” because they “took pity on them,” but God cast them out for disobeying his orders.

I remember the scene in the trailer where Tubal-Cain says to Noah “you stand alone and defy me,” and Noah replied “I am not alone.” The audience cheered, thinking that Noah was referring to God, but alas he was not. When he said “I am not alone,” the Watchers (demons) arose to help him. It is not God, but demons, to whom Noah was referring. These Watchers then help Noah build the Ark and die defending the Ark from Tubal-Cain. Apparently the demons are redeemed as their souls go up to Heaven.

This is not the only Luciferism in the film, however. There is a large amount of imagery of the serpent which shed his skin in the Garden. That skin was then passed down to Noah who uses the snake skin in several strange rituals. In other scenes, hundreds (if not thousands) of snakes are seen crawling aboard the Ark. Finally, Noah himself is a Lucifer symbol, because when he refuses to kill his grand-daughters in the climax of the film, he is portrayed as defying God’s will (or at least he believes he is defying God). Luciferism is thus a dominant plot point throughout the film and completely at odds with the Bible. In this film, demons are sympathetic, but God is not so much sympathetic. He is a distant impersonal God who never once speaks to Noah.

Now I get that there are many people throughout the world and on this very site that love the idea of a sacrilegious "Bible" movie. For those who are into that sort of thing, I fully expect this movie to entertain. But if you take this as a literary adaption, it's awful. Imagine LOTR with the ringwraiths being cursed because they were sympathetic to Hobbits but then got redeemed at the end after assisting Frodo in destroying the Ring. Obviously that would annoy people.
 
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