Official Transformer Movie Review Thread!!! - Spoiler Free until July 4th!

[Bannister]

If you could take your eyes of [SIZE=-1]Shia LaBeouf for a couple seconds you would have seen it Eli.

Sometimes I just dont understand you.
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[customizerwannabe]

Are you guys arguing a movie about cars that turn into robots starring Shia LaBeouf ???????? That in and of itself is funny as hell.

 

[DarthNeil]

Are you guys arguing a movie about cars that turn into robots starring Shia LaBeouf ???????? That in and of itself is funny as hell.

Could be worse---we could be talking 'bout a horrendously edited Spider movie starring the guy from That 70's Show.

 

[p!tu]

Could be worse---we could be talking 'bout a horrendously edited Spider movie starring the guy from That 70's Show.

NICEE!!!!!!!!!!! good one!!! in your face!!!

 

[Bannister]

Could be worse---we could be talking 'bout a horrendously edited Spider movie starring the guy from That 70's Show.

 

[dekadentdave]

I thought Eli was a Transformer... More than meets the eye, changes from girl to guy.

 

[DarthNeil]

I thought Eli was a Transformer... More than meets the eye, changes from girl to guy.

You're thinking transexual...

By the way there was a funny moment on ENTOURAGE last night when Johnny Drama (I believe that he was the one who said it) called a girl at a club a transformer after the bouncer told them that "she" was really a "he".

More than meets the eye indeed.

 

[customizerwannabe]

Sting. Got me there DN. Hey Pitu. Since you won a second chance with an FF, try NOT to drop a statue for a change.

 

[Eli26]

I thought Eli was a Transformer... More than meets the eye, changes from girl to guy.

awww You *******! What did I ever do to you?! I'm nice to everyone on here. I don't ask for no trouble. Man... hehe

Seriously, what is with people targeting me all the time on these forums? Do I have a bullseye on my forehead?

 

[Eli26]

I'd think he'd be more of a John Turturro fan. (jk)

Gull darnit! All this ganging up on me! I am a fellow Transformer fan..we're like brothers...

What the heck does deposal mean? Disposal! I have no idea why I typed deposal... hmmm...I have no idea why I am complaining about that. I have no idea why I am the guy who constantly takes a beating on here... I like to think it's because you guys care. Yes, that's how I'll look at it. That better be the reason!

And oh yeah, John Turturro with his clothes off with that Sector 7 within a Superman diamond shield t-shirt, and those shorts... smoking! Who doesn't like that?

 

[bidge1000]

upon reading some of the replies, I thought I would give the biggest blockbusters a very scientific series of ratings so far. Order is best to worst!

1. Pirates Of the Carribean - *****in Amazin' - still love the Jack Attack
2. Transformers - Awesome fun - They kept the transforming noise, (PS, haters, it's not an adult movie, leave your brain at the door and just enjoy the ride, it's a movie based on clunky plastic toys for Gods sake!!)
3. Die Hard 4 - Brucies back - action is so cool I didn't give a fudge about the lack of swearing.
4. Spiderman 3 - Ass!

Thats my opinions, looking forward to the Potter!

D

 

[p!tu]

Sting. Got me there DN. Hey Pitu. Since you won a second chance with an FF, try NOT to drop a statue for a change.

ill try!!!! but i dont promise anything!!!!

 

[DarthNeil]

upon reading some of the replies, I thought I would give the biggest blockbusters a very scientific series of ratings so far. Order is best to worst!

1. Pirates Of the Carribean - *****in Amazin' - still love the Jack Attack
2. Transformers - Awesome fun - They kept the transforming noise, (PS, haters, it's not an adult movie, leave your brain at the door and just enjoy the ride, it's a movie based on clunky plastic toys for Gods sake!!)
3. Die Hard 4 - Brucies back - action is so cool I didn't give a fudge about the lack of swearing.
4. Spiderman 3 - Ass!

Thats my opinions, looking forward to the Potter!

D

Here's how I put them...

1. Transformers (so much better than I thought it was going to be when I read about all of the Michael Bay non-love for the original G1--still room for improvement but on my all-time list of great sci-fi/action flicks just for the nostalgia bump alone)
2. Knocked Up (funny as all-hell...love the pop culture references... Back to the Future...Swingers... awesome guy flick that I think the ladies will like as well... well, my wife enjoyed it)
3. POTC 3 (better than part two but the original is still a favourite)
4. Live Free of Die Hard (Bruce is lookin' old and some of the stuff take him from the everyman he was in the original to Clooneyesque Bat-hijinks....)
5. Spidey 3 (should have been the Vulture which Raimi would have had more love for and it should have been about half an hour shorter--- )

Just my opinion...

 

[DarthNeil]

Just watching the movie again (well the last forty minutes anyway) and what makes Jazz's death even more heroic is that when Ratchet says "It's Megatron--- retreat--- move---fall back" the soldiers are still there not getting out in time. As they're right in Megatron's path Jazz takes on the head Decepticon even though he probably knows that he's no match and that he's doomed.

Anyway--- just thought I'd add that.

Bye Jazz we hardly knew ya.

 

[nash]

Jazz sucks I dont miss him. They should have replaced him with Mirage.

 

[DarthNeil]

Jazz sucks I dont miss him. They should have replaced him with Mirage.

I don't think Chevrolet make an Indy car, do they?

And like I posted earlier-- it's good to kill of one well known character/hero. Makes the danger real for the next few sequels.

 

[Eli26]

Jazz sucks I dont miss him. They should have replaced him with Mirage.

Nash get on MSN and don't talk such frivolous trash about our precious Jazz!

 

[Eli26]

Damn double posts! I hate that this sucker doesn't load fast enough at times... *sigh*

 

[dekadentdave]

Eli is "Transforming" again.

 

[Eli26]

Eli is "Transforming" again.

I love you Dave. C'mere and let me give you a big hug!

Que P!tu's panda bears with the big eyes!