This is funny. Makes it sound like a cheesy role-playing game that kids in the 80's would play.
"Okay I have my character walk into a bar."
Gamemaster: "Make a perception check."
*rolls dice* "75!"
Gamemaster: "Okay, you were some weird screaming coming from downstairs, no one else seems to notice."
"I investigate!"
Gamemaster: "Okay, I didn't really have any adventures planned under the bar but um, go ahead and make a Search check I guess."
*rolls dice* "DOUBLE ZEROES!"
Gamemaster: "Wow. Let me check the Random Item Table. A double zero is a...holy crap. You just found Luke Skywalker's lightsaber!"
"Awesome!!!"
Gamemaster: "That's like an instant 2 million experience points. Damn."
"Sweet, I rush out to fight the main villain!!"