Snake Eyes and Timber Statue

[FLOSI]

Yeah. It makes me feel like I'm so big when I use such a little toilet. It gives me power, basically.

That's why I picked a wife with really small hands.

 

[karamazov80]

That's why I picked a wife with really small hands.

Good thinking right there. My wife is extremely small. . .we also sleep on a twin sized bed.

 

[spazzy]

 

[FLOSI]

Good thinking right there. My wife is extremely small. . .we also sleep on a twin sized bed.

I'd like to advise against that... Might make you look fat.

 

[thenammagazine]

Well, the last couple pages have been intersting. I would say just because you buy a Snake Eyes dio, statue, or PF (if it was to happen) doesn't make you a Joe collector. It just makes you a collector who happened to like that particular piece. Now, if you have many other pieces from that license (even made by different companies) that would tend to make you more a collector of that license.

Nobody's saying they're not fans, but they're hardly collectors.

No, 6'1", but what stand up urinals are you using? The lower ones for little boys? I might have administered an axe kick or two back in the day but now that I'm in my mid thirties there's no way I'm going to risk raising my leg five feet only to slip on a puddle of piss.

Again, axe-kick FTW. I've never had a problem kicking the handles.

 

[FLOSI]

Again, axe-kick FTW. I've never had a problem kicking the handles.

You're 5" taller than me!

Predicted reply:

Spoiler

5" longer too

 

[thenammagazine]

You're 5" taller than me!

Predicted reply:

Spoiler

5" longer too

So use a side-kick then.

Spoiler

Genetics. *shrugs*

 

[The Josh]

Nobody's saying they're not fans, but they're hardly collectors.

Agreed. They're as much fans most likely as the next guy but not necessarily joe collectors.

 

[FLOSI]

So use a side-kick then.

Spoiler

Genetics. *shrugs*

It's not a matter of getting my foot up there, but a matter of increasing my odds of slipping in piss. Back when I practiced Kenpo I could get my entire foot over a standard door way, but I'd never attempt that if it meant potentially sitting in pee puddles.

 

[fuzzylojiks]

Agreed. They're as much fans most likely as the next guy but not necessarily joe collectors.

Sure they are, when there are Joe fans collecting statues, and the number of statues steadily increases, they are collectors just like the next guy. They are just G.I Joe statue collectors as opposed to whatever other format be it comics, action figures or w/e : )

 

[The Josh]

Sure they are, when there are Joe fans collecting statues, and the number of statues steadily increases, they are collectors just like the next guy. They are just G.I Joe statue collectors as opposed to whatever other format be it comics, action figures or w/e : )

Thats assuming they keep buying pieces. If they buy just 1 piece because they found it interesting doesn't make them a Joe collector. I've seen plenty of people say, "Oh, I like that LOTR piece think I'll get that because it looks cool." but they also admit they have no interest in owning other LOTR pieces. They are collectors just not specifically that lines collectors.

 

[fuzzylojiks]

Thats assuming they keep buying pieces. If they buy just 1 piece because they found it interesting doesn't make them a Joe collector. I've seen plenty of people say, "Oh, I like that LOTR piece think I'll get that because it looks cool." but they also admit they have no interest in owning other LOTR pieces. They are collectors just not specifically that lines collectors.

So how many pieces makes them collectors? 2?

 

[The Josh]

So how many pieces makes them collectors? 2?

Several pieces at least. I like Hellboy and have the comic-con ex they did for the gun but I wouldn't call myself a Hellboy collector.

There is a distinct difference between being a fan and a fan who collects.

 

[thenammagazine]

It's not a matter of getting my foot up there, but a matter of increasing my odds of slipping in piss. Back when I practiced Kenpo I could get my entire foot over a standard door way, but I'd never attempt that if it meant potentially sitting in pee puddles.

Step back and then kick.

Sure they are, when there are Joe fans collecting statues, and the number of statues steadily increases, they are collectors just like the next guy. They are just G.I Joe statue collectors as opposed to whatever other format be it comics, action figures or w/e : )

Wrong. Joe collectors would potentially buy a statue to go with the rest of their G.I. Joe collection. Statue enthusiasts waiting to get into Joe until a statue's made, are statue collectors. Again, nobody's saying you're not a fan of G.I. Joe, but you're not a Joe collector.

 

[devilof76]

Statue collectors are promiscuous.

 

[FLOSI]

No clue why but I just went to the john and then kicked the handle to flush.

 

[thenammagazine]

No clue why but I just went to the john and then kicked the handle to flush.

I slipped once and wound up kicking the handle too hard.

 

[King Darkness]

I just took a dump and dropkicked my toilet

 

[fuzzylojiks]

Wrong. Joe collectors would potentially buy a statue to go with the rest of their G.I. Joe collection.

Yep, and if the rest of their collection is statues then they are still joe collectors : )

Statue enthusiasts waiting to get into Joe until a statue's made, are statue collectors. Again, nobody's saying you're not a fan of G.I. Joe, but you're not a Joe collector.

That's wrong. For instance, if someone waited til a good Marvel statue was made and bought it, he's a Marvel collector. Same goes for Joes. Wait how am I not a joe collector, I have a whole box of toys I saved for my kid.

 

[Randy_S]

Statue collectors are promiscuous.