Star Wars: Episode IX - THE RISE OF SKYWALKER

[Khev]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

Luke better open the trailer, close it and be in the middle of it lol

I bet they show Rose getting killed

Yes please no more going "Tora Tora Tora" on her own pilots, lol.

 

[jye4ever]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

She totally misunderstood the battle of Midway lol

Wait so I don’t kamikaze my own aircraft carrier?

I wouldn’t be surprised if the trailer opens with Rian getting killed off

 

[Wor-Gar]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

JJ will do his oldest trick: at the end of Episode 9, it turns out that everyone is dead and its all been 8-year-old Padawan Rey's dream state as she lay dying.

CUT TO:

CGI Han and Leia hanging outside the Millennium Falcon as they swing by to pick up a very healthy and alive Luke Skywalker.



Stay Tuned for Disney's... the further Adventures of Luke Skywalker and Super Friends 'Streaming Hour' coming this summer!!! Yay!

 

[jye4ever]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

IX trailer is out here it is in its entirety!

 

[Sachiel]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

A leaked set photo appears to show the #Resistance is utilizing cloning to strengthen their numbers after they were almost completely wiped out in TLJ.

Spoiler

 

[a-dev]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019



''An entire legion of our best pacifists awaits them''

 

[Khev]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

Finn: "Intensify forward batteries I don't want any of them to get through!"

Poe: "There's too many of them!"

Finn: "Not again! Ahhhhhh!"

 

[jye4ever]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

Chamo wearing Predators be like “Hey come back with our tank!”

 

[Khev]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

Rose and the Fugitive Predator actually have a lot in common. They both believe in assaulting those they are trying to save, lol.

 

[a-dev]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019



Imagine if Kyle Reese did too

 

[jye4ever]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

Holy crap 90’s Dennis Quaid looked and sounded just like Harrison Ford!!!

 

[Star-Crunch]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

I keep seeing that the rumored title is “Son of Darkness”

 

[jye4ever]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

I prefer Son of Ben or in short SW SOB

 

[Sachiel]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

It's called 'The Last Hope'. They're finally retiring the usage of the word "hope" in these movies.

 

[chewblacca]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

It should open with Finn waking up from the medical chamber he was in saying, "wow what a crazy dream!"

 

[a-dev]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

It should open with Finn waking up from the medical chamber he was in saying, "wow what a crazy dream!"

I say it should proceed on whatever course it's on and then end with Han or Luke waking up on Endor after their well-earned post-battle nap saying ''wow, what a crazy dream that was. Better make sure none of that happens''

 

[ironwez20]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

You guys aren’t thinking big enough. The film opens with George Lucas waking up after releasing ROTJ and saying
“Holy ****. I made some dumbass decisions in that dream. Better end it here now while my fans still love me”

 

[jye4ever]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

Not far enough!

Lucas wakes up before coming up with Ewoks and Fett’s fate!

 

[YoNoSe]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

I prefer Son of Ben or in short SW SOB

Revenge Of Space Equestrians?

 

[jye4ever]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

Junkion!!!!

YAY!!!!!

That was a very long holiday mate lol