Star Wars: Episode IX - THE RISE OF SKYWALKER

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Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

Yeah TLJ is like the exact opposite of the PT. One sounds good on paper but sucks on screen and the other sounds like it sucks but plays well when you're watching it.

ROTS is like: "Okay the story starts with the biggest space battle ever then Anakin freaking dismembers Dooku and decapitates him! Then he finds out Padme is pregnant, gets seduced by Palpatine, and Obi-Wan goes toe to toe with freaking Grievous that one badass from the cartoon! Then Anakin goes full evil and becomes a Sith! In one scene he even slaughters an entire ROOM full of Jedi!" "What?!? That sounds awesome! I want to see that!!" And then you do and every bit of it sucks.

But then TLJ is all "Yeah Luke is this weird hobo who spills milk on his beard while Leia flies through space by herself, the FO slowly chases the Resistance, some horses get let out of their pens and then there's a repeat of the Hoth battle except that the good guys don't actually accomplish anything. Luke has a fake duel and Rey lifts some rocks. The end." But yet it's totally watchable and engaging from beginning to end, lol.

Man that’s very accurate.

The PT have not aged well whatsoever.

So, Khev's objection to the hyperspace tracking scenario is now being considered an example of bad writing? Because Leia didn't address the possibility of a homing beacon? Seriously!? I'm sorry guys, but the objection has to make sense. To me, it doesn't. I'll even take the time to explain why:

We're talking about events in the movie that happen right after the events that ended TFA. It's safe to assume that Leia didn't bring on anyone new into the Resistance between the end of TFA and beginning of TLJ. The Resistance is simply evacuating. It's also safe to assume that there was no opportunity whatsoever for anyone from the FO to plant a homing beacon in that same period of time (during an evacuation). Can we all at least agree on that?

In TFA, Hux tells Snoke that they tracked a Resistance recon ship to the Ileenium System (not to a specific planet!). The FO clearly had no beacon planted with the Resistance; that's why they took advantage of a ship that came to do recon on Starkiller. The FO followed that ship home, but only in so far as knowing which *system* it returned to, so it had no homing beacon on it. Due to how everything unfolded in TFA, common sense would tell Leia that the FO had no pinpoint homing beacon planted on any ship at D'Qar.

So, how stupid would General Organa have to be in order to say *out loud* that she seriously considered that someone had planted a beacon, when it was abundantly obvious that the FO had no pinpoint location on the Resistance prior to the destruction of Starkiller? I mean, how the hell would they have planted one since? Again: TLJ happens right after TFA!

Still think it was bad writing not to have Leia tell her crew that she had to consider a homing beacon even though it would have made no sense? Isn't Leia supposed to be smart?

Hmmm

Ok fine I will admit your argument makes 100% perfect logical sense to me so therefore the winner is Khev!

Team Khev yo :lol
 
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

I saw an ad for TFA being aired on Xmas day and it prompted me to rewatch it. Again, to me it's like the alternate 1980s in Back to the Future II that Marty caused by buying the Sports Almanac where everything has turned to ***t and Biff Tannen rules over everything. It's all so horrible and tragic, I feel like there needs to be time travel to fix it all.

Maybe Paul Rudd will emerge from a time vortex, look around and go "Whoops - wrong franchise. But what the hell, while I'm here...". Then the film cuts to that Mac and Me clip, but this time Rose is in the wheelchair.
 
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

This just in:

AP Services:

JJ Abrams announces that the Hulk will appear in the final Star Wars installment, tentatively titled "What's Up with The Force"

Said JJ: At this point I feel the audience will accept anything from a Star Wars movie.
 
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

Said JJ: At this point I feel the audience will accept anything from a Star Wars movie.[/I]

And why wouldn't he? I accepted telepathy across a galaxy (Yoda reading Luke's mind while he was on Tatooine), a spaceship being levitated out of a swamp, and a ghost dressed in terrestrial clothing being able to have conversations with living beings in Ep5.

I accepted lightning beams coming out of hands, and a mass murderer becoming a happy Force ghost, in Ep6.

I was asked to accept a "Force Sprint" and midichlorians in Ep1; animal mind control and whirling dirvish Yoda in Ep2; and whatever the hell Paplatine was explaining about Darth Plagueis in Ep3.

After "living" ghosts, and Ewoks, and Gungans, and a virgin birth, and a myriad of other problematic elements, what the ST has asked me to accept so far has been pretty mild, imo. Or at least no more bizarre than SW sequels of the past. Just par for the course.
 
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

So you're saying you'd accept Hulk in Star Wars? I think that breaks some kind of line. It's like Abbot and Costello meeting Frankenstein. Means the source material is a joke. Like AvP.
 
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

So you're saying you'd accept Hulk in Star Wars? I think that breaks some kind of line. It's like Abbot and Costello meeting Frankenstein. Means the source material is a joke. Like AvP.

Of course not the Hulk. Don't be silly. Jean Grey though . . . maybe. :lol

No, I would never accept cross-universe pollination. I have a clear line there. I'm just saying that the ST hasn't taken things too much further (if at all) than what we've been asked to accept from the other sequels. Totally subjective, though (obviously).
 
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

I would never accept cross-universe pollination.

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Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

:rotfl

Those ETs were the worst. See -- Hulk is not a stretch. It is simply too early.... for now. But wait.
 
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl

I totally forgot about the ETs! Holy ****! Yeah, I stand by my rating of TPM being my least favorite SW movie. And if you notice my wording, I said that I was "asked to accept" things about the prequels. That's versus "accepted" what I wrote about Ep5 and Ep6. :wink1:
 
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

The Senate didn't even give the ET's properly sized chairs. No wonder they voted to overthrow the Chancellor, lol.
 
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