Star Wars: Episode IX - THE RISE OF SKYWALKER

[Rainpaulo]

Is anyone going to see this???

 

[xipotec]

Is anyone going to see this???

Dude, TRY to remain objective.

Theaters are sold out all over, so yea people will go to see it.

And it WILL do big numbers. If your asking if anyone one this board will see it, again yes.




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[Johnny Utah]

I'll go day 1. But there is zero hype for it. A Star Wars film.

 

[greedo737]

I will not see it.

 

[Sassafras]

Is anyone going to see this???

Entire extended families sticky and bloated from their Silver Diner 1/4 pound cheeseburgers and Cinnabons, lugging their buy-one-get-second-50% off (about to pass out from trundling 500 pounds of *&^ like kiosk calenders and cheap leather goods) through mile-long mega-malls crammed with hundreds doing the same thing.

U don't take the whole family through the holiday mall shopping gauntlet without topping it off at the movies, buying up entire rows to see the latest family-friendly blockbuster, and topping off the cheese nachos u had for lunch with a bucket of overpriced popcorn and a gallon of soda.

Re release dates, Disney knows exactly what it's doing. Not like you'd go to Cats instead and freak ur kids out. Disney's probably already handing out early bonuses.

 

[Otomofan]

Hey Greedo......"Maclunkey!"

 

[greedo737]

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[Khev]

Entire extended families sticky and bloated from their Silver Diner 1/4 pound cheeseburgers and Cinnabons, lugging their buy-one-get-second-50% off (about to pass out from trundling 500 pounds of *&^ like kiosk calenders and cheap leather goods) through mile-long mega-malls crammed with hundreds doing the same thing.

U don't take the whole family through the holiday mall shopping gauntlet without topping it off at the movies, buying up entire rows to see the latest family-friendly blockbuster, and topping off the cheese nachos u had for lunch with a bucket of overpriced popcorn and a gallon of soda.

Re release dates, Disney knows exactly what it's doing. Not like you'd go to Cats instead and freak ur kids out. Disney's probably already handing out early bonuses.

 

[ironwez20]

Dude, TRY to remain objective.

Theaters are sold out all over, so yea people will go to see it.

And it WILL do big numbers. If your asking if anyone one this board will see it, again yes.




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Lol where are they sold out?

 

[jye4ever]

Entire extended families sticky and bloated from their Silver Diner 1/4 pound cheeseburgers and Cinnabons, lugging their buy-one-get-second-50% off (about to pass out from trundling 500 pounds of *&^ like kiosk calenders and cheap leather goods) through mile-long mega-malls crammed with hundreds doing the same thing.

U don't take the whole family through the holiday mall shopping gauntlet without topping it off at the movies, buying up entire rows to see the latest family-friendly blockbuster, and topping off the cheese nachos u had for lunch with a bucket of overpriced popcorn and a gallon of soda.

Re release dates, Disney knows exactly what it's doing. Not like you'd go to Cats instead and freak ur kids out. Disney's probably already handing out early bonuses.

Sir that truly truly TRULY is an epic post no response could give it proper justice that is deserves therefore I will just let it stand as is.


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[jye4ever]

Lol where are they sold out?

Dude just forget about that for now and go read that post from Sassa and bask in its greatness.

It?s not just families it is extended families and NOT just extended families BUT extended and sticky families and that?s still not descriptive enough for master Sass because that extended family is not just sticky they?re sticky AND bloated!

That?s just in the first sentence!

Holy crap I can?t stop reading it that is pure madness lol



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[Khev]

Sir that truly truly TRULY is an epic post no response could give it proper justice that is deserves therefore I will just let it stand as is.

I would literally never go to a movie at Christmas if the theaters were packed with morbidly obese families absolutely covered from head to toe in popcorn butter and cinnabon frosting. Holy crap that's freaking hilarious, lol.

 

[jye4ever]

I would literally never go to a movie at Christmas if the theaters were packed with morbidly obese families absolutely covered from head to toe in popcorn butter and cinnabon frosting. Holy crap that's freaking awesome, lol.

Dude before his first sentence even reached its mid point I was already hooked like Stephen King on a type writer covered in white powder.

He totally put up a great reason why people are going to still go see this lol


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[pixletwin]

Zero hype is probably a good thing, in this case.


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[jye4ever]

Listen to this madness.

This doesn?t apply to any other movies, franchises or genres.

My dna is programmed to watch any SW even bad SW.

It just is. I can?t explain why that is either but I think this comes from being at 77 opening summer.

Something about the world is unique to me.

Speaking of bad SW Disney is blaming Lucas regarding the new new changes to Han v Greedo they said it was his wishes lol




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[a-dev]

New changes to Han V Greedo?

 

[YoNoSe]

I am undecided on seeing this theatrically. I’ll wait for word of mouth from my friends.
My daughter loves Cats so we will be seeing that opening weekend for sure. So there is one guy.

 

[Khev]

New changes to Han V Greedo?

Greedo now curses him out with a word too obscene for subtitles before being blown away.

Word is Lucas made the change in prep for the 3D theatrical re-releases that ended up being canceled.

Otherwise the color corrections and 4K HDR are absolutely awesome. The rows of Troopers and Scouts when the Emperor arrives at the DS in ROTJ are so clear it almost looks like real life.

I can only hope that Harmy uses these transfers as a starting point for a new release of the Despecialized OT.

 

[YoNoSe]

So you could say Han was...triggered?

 

[DiFabio]

Listen

My dna is programmed to watch any SW even bad SW.

It just is.

The soy is strong with this one.