Star Wars: Episode IX - THE RISE OF SKYWALKER

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

In the next version after Greedo says "Maclunkey!" .

Sounds like clunky, as in this whole scene is clunky and ****** up beyond the English language to convey.

 

[YoNoSe]

Your sister?s so slow TLJ bombers got her.

 

[Khev]

Will probably be Poe's opening line to Hux in TROS.

 

[YoNoSe]

Will probably be Poe's opening line to Hux in TROS.

Every time the Resistabellion think they have evaded the hyperspace trackers Poe gets a pizza delivery from Hux.

 

[SilverStar17]

Let's see...

Heading into ROTJ:

Vader 2-0 in lightsaber duels
Fett undefeated
Emperor undefeated
Jabba not seen but got his man
Piett alive, lost Falcon but only due to the fluke of R2 turning on the hyperdrive at the last second

Heading into ROTS:

Palpatine undefeated
Dooku undefeated

Heading into TROS:

Kylo Ren 0-2 in lightsaber duels
Hux humiliated
FO deep cover agent Rose in a coma
Snoke defeated
Phasma presumed defeated

Forget bringing back Palpatine, OOM-9 fared better than the ST villains, lol.

Added two more points to the heading into TRoS category.

I’ll for sure see this film to see what they came up with in response to TLJ, but I literally have zero expectations. To be candid, when I saw the first scene in the first trailer and Rey STILL had the infamous Skywalker saber and that she merely performed a crude fix job to it, that was kind of a bad omen for me.

 

[Otomofan]

Added two more points to the heading into TRoS category.

I’ll for sure see this film to see what they came up with in response to TLJ, but I literally have zero expectations. To be candid, when I saw the first scene in the first trailer and Rey STILL had the infamous Skywalker saber and that she merely performed a crude fix job to it, that was kind of a bad omen for me.

Uh, helllo, misogynist much? That's REY'S saber. It always has been; just nobody knew it yet. It's officially official canon direct from the director of official Lucasfilm canon officialness, so uhhhh....yeah.

And of course all Rey needed to do was tape it together....she's an expert mechanic, remember? She's perfect at everything.

 

[YoNoSe]

I’m sure she made the lightsaber better. Probly bypassed the compressor.

 

[jye4ever]

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[ironwez20]

Soooooo what exactly is finn?s arc in this. I feel like he is now the token black guy. Just in the background.

Memba they were building him up to be a jedi only for rey to be one?

 

[jye4ever]

Soooooo what exactly is finn?s arc in this. I feel like he is now the token black guy. Just in the background.

Memba they were building him up to be a jedi only for rey to be one?

To be gay


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[The Buffinator]

Soooooo what exactly is finn?s arc in this. I feel like he is now the token black guy. Just in the background.

Memba they were building him up to be a jedi only for rey to be one?

Maybe it's to finally confront his absentee father, Lando. Remember Maz - "If you live long enough you see the same eyes in different people".

And to be gay.

 

[Sassafras]

I am undecided on seeing this theatrically. I?ll wait for word of mouth from my friends.
My daughter loves Cats so we will be seeing that opening weekend for sure. So there is one guy.

Ur gonna get arrested for exposing ur daughter to adult content - srsly have ur read the Cats articles re "disturbing" "drug-induced insanity"...

https://www.harpersbazaar.com/culture/film-tv/a28446498/cats-trailers-memes-tweets/

C'mon, u can hook up with me and my bro at the mega-mall to watch SW instead - we'll safely tuck ur daughter between the pre-teen fangirls waiting to see more of Adam Driver's *hes-so-hawt-even-with-the-moles* naked waxed chest and high-waist pants, and the frazzled father with the screaming toddler that just pitched their sippy cup 6 rows away.

Look, if we do a matinee ur daughter will have enough cash left over to get a SW Funko POP at Hot Topic, and u won't have to pay for the therapy and suffer parental guilt the rest of ur life.

 

[YoNoSe]

Rose is going to save him and love him until he?s dead.

 

[YoNoSe]

Ur gonna get arrested for exposing ur daughter to adult content - srsly have ur read the Cats articles re "disturbing" "drug-induced insanity"...

https://www.harpersbazaar.com/culture/film-tv/a28446498/cats-trailers-memes-tweets/

C'mon, u can hook up with me and my bro at the mega-mall to watch SW instead - we'll safely tuck ur daughter between the pre-teen fangirls waiting to see more of Adam Driver's *hes-so-hawt-even-with-the-moles* naked waxed chest and high-waist pants, and the frazzled father with the screaming toddler that just pitched their sippy cup 6 rows away.

Look, if we do a matinee ur daughter will have enough cash left over to get a SW Funko POP at Hot Topic, and u won't have to pay for the therapy and suffer parental guilt the rest of ur life.

Cats is now and forever...ever...ever.....

 

[Sassafras]

I would literally never go to a movie at Christmas if the theaters were packed with morbidly obese families absolutely covered from head to toe in popcorn butter and cinnabon frosting. Holy crap that's freaking hilarious, lol.

No lie. My core gets a killer workout from sucking it in to slide by the trundling baby walkers and meandering, overloaded, sweaty masses of sugar-dusted humanity; my ability to navigate the gummy, suspiciously syrupy-feeling-but-oddly-crunchy rows of mall theaters (always wear hiking boots, just to be safe) without landing in Grandma's lap and spilling her Raisinets rivals the skill of Olympic gymnasts.

U can talk to me about parkour but that's *&^% compared to the annual mega-mall holiday workout.

 

[xipotec]

No lie. My core gets a killer workout from sucking it in to slide by the trundling baby walkers and meandering, overloaded, sweaty masses of sugar-dusted humanity; my ability to navigate the gummy, suspiciously syrupy-feeling-but-oddly-crunchy rows of mall theaters (always wear hiking boots, just to be safe) without landing in Grandma's lap and spilling her Raisinets rivals the skill of Olympic gymnasts.

U can talk to me about parkour but that's *&^% compared to the annual mega-mall holiday workout.

Damn , I work in medical and even I am not that jaded against humans, almost but not quite.



Sent from the inside of a giant slug in outer space.....

 

[Sassafras]

Cats is now and forever...ever...ever.....

Maybe we can pass the hat 'round the board for u and ur daughter....



Save urselves see SW instead....it's not too late

 

[Sassafras]

Damn , I work in medical and even I am not that jaded against humans, almost but not quite.



Sent from the inside of a giant slug in outer space.....

Luv humanity. But luv my hiking boots too, so it bothers me when I get stuck to the floor between rows. Not like they were cheap.

But if I can ever score a badge to SDCC, I'm ready for the gauntlet.

 

[SilverStar17]

Soooooo what exactly is finn?s arc in this. I feel like he is now the token black guy. Just in the background.

Memba they were building him up to be a jedi only for rey to be one?

No idea at this point. Someone once mentioned somewhere on here that his arc is coming to the realization that his place is in the Resistance and no longer being a man on the run, but it seems like kind of a weak arc to me. His character seemed like it regressed from TFA to TLJ.

 

[Khev]

That'll be awesome if for a third straight movie Finn flees the Resistance, then joins them, then kills Captain Phasma, lol.