Star Wars: Episode IX - THE RISE OF SKYWALKER

[TaliBane]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

Speak for yourself.

Nah, speak for the OT.

Especially when its being retconned.

 

[YoNoSe]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

Nah, speak for the OT.

Especially when its being retconned.

I don't speak for anybody else, let alone a film series.

 

[crows]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

How you know when a "reporter" is doing PR for Disney. From Esquire:

https://www.esquire.com/entertainme...ura-dern-admiral-holdo-force-death-star-wars/



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[Otomofan]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

I downloaded the 1080p version. Legally, of course WINK WINK.

Not to watch that steaming pile of elephant turd of course....but to get high rez screenshots of Luke on Crait cause he looked cool.

Not as cool as the real star of the movie though.





These are from the old bootleg but I'm sure she looks even better in super clear 4K. The CGI nose looks so realistic.

 

[crows]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

i remember some people were thinking that she was cgi creature or that she had prosthetics on

 

[ironwez20]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

You mean she’s not?

 

[Adolfo]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

Episode 1:
Darth Sidious causes a blockade epidemic on Naboo to establish a Tariff by the Trade Federation on his homeworld.
Jedi are sent in to restore the peace by Republic's order.
After Jedi are ambushed they sneak aboard a landing cruiser which lands on outskirts of Theed.
Theed is invaded and Trade Federation begin negotiating for Control of Naboo over the Captured head of State Queen Amidala.
Jedi use Gungan help to infiltrate Theed.
Jedi rescue Queen and escape Theed but vessel is damaged by blockade.
Vessel heads to nearest planet that their light drive can take them for repairs.
Qui-Gon meets Anakin, Qui-Gon senses the force in Anakin.
Qui-Gon makes bet for Hyperdrive and Anakin from his slavemaster for a winning Podrace game.
Anakin is freed and Darth Maul tracks down the Vessel from nearest star system a vessel could be damaged and repaired.
Darth Maul ambushes Qui-Gon right before take off.
The vessel reaches Coruscant where Palpatine and Supreme Chancellor Vallorum greet the Queen and Jedi.
Qui-Gon wants to train boy asks Council for permission after giving go ahead for his padawan to be knighted.
Senate holds rally and tensions between the Trade Federation and Naboo allegations lead to a new election for Chancellor. Fulfilling Palpatine's (Sidous') place in power.
Queen heads back to Naboo, Gungans and Theed unite after disputes for many generations and take on the Trade Federation.
Jedi encounter Darth Maul and Anakin with the help of R2-D2 go into a space battle.
Qui-Gon dies, Obi-Wan kills Maul, Anakin destroys Trade Federation control ship and council grants Anakin's training and Obi-Wan's knighthood.

Now the only plot hole in Episode 1 is, who is Anakin's father? But wait... there was no father... conceived by the force (a retelling of Jesus of Nazareth). Which George had always used historical moments in his OT and PT.

The only narrative in the ST is reusing what OT has done and putting PC with no narrative or basis at ALL... Take what you will from PT to OT, but when it comes to ST... ST is worse than dime store porno rental.

And I used Epsiode 1 on purpose... because though pacing in Episode 2 was bad and Episode 3 was best of all. For PT being nearly 20 years old this year, it still holds up better than TFA and TLJ combined... Rose makes Jar Jar look like Tuco from TG, TB & TU...

Very well said ...bravo

 

[Adolfo]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

I just finished watching TLJ for the 7th time. Still loved it.

God that's sick!

 

[Adolfo]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

I downloaded the 1080p version. Legally, of course WINK WINK.

Not to watch that steaming pile of elephant turd of course....but to get high rez screenshots of Luke on Crait cause he looked cool.

Not as cool as the real star of the movie though.

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These are from the old bootleg but I'm sure she looks even better in super clear 4K. The CGI nose looks so realistic.

Snozzlella the man hating entitled to the force Holdo revering liberal....how many drinks would it take to make her beautiful

 

[Otomofan]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

Snozzlella the man hating entitled to the force Holdo revering liberal....how many drinks would it take to make her beautiful

For you or for her? Pretty sure she's only capable of drinking like Steve Martin was in Roxanne.

 

[Adolfo]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

For you or for her? Pretty sure she's only capable of drinking like Steve Martin was in Roxanne.

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For me...damn I forgot about that Steve Martin film...

 

[Adolfo]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

Damn ..trying to think of a film I hate more than TLJ...I know films that disappointed, some just stank like so many from the 80s, but none holds a candle to this one....I guess this was an important personal film to folks like me...I wanna crucify this film while others like Khev and his disciple Jye wanna Pray to it...bet 5X a day they take their flip flops off and place the TLJ Blu-ray down in front of them always facing Johnsons or Kennedys house like it was Mecca........cant wait for Ruins next SW trailer"Rian Johnson is back...and This time its personal!.....Again!"...TLJ must have tons of recreated parts from Kennedy and Johnsons past...gotta be true............If only this wasn't Star Wars and just an original film like Looper all this rightful backlash would not have happened...he coulda named the film something like"2 loser Island Virgins with glow Swords" or "Bad Day on Island Rock"or "Skype Wars" or something

 

[Otomofan]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

Like I said elsewhere, Justice League was an abortion of a film. Wretched on every conceivable level. But after it was over I shrugged and said "Yuuuck" and went on my with my life. I'm used to bad Batman movies. There will be more bad ones. There will be good ones. No big deal.

Luke Skywalker is different. There's only one. There's only ONE Mark Hamill. This really hurt to see. It's not something you can shake off. It stays with you. And I firmly believe it was 100% intentional.

Closest analogy I can come to is the Twin Peaks revival. A lot of that sucked. But Lynch didn't openly HATE his audience or his characters. He didn't give us exactly what we wanted, but there was moments of the old brilliance there. He didn't drop his drawers and take a big old Cleveland steamer over everything moviegoers have loved for the last four decades, like Johnson and Kennedy did. With giant grins on their face.

This garbage was intended to be subversive. It was intended to HURT. I think at this point Khev is just flat out lying cause he's hurt too and the only way he can deal with it is by playing the "contrarian" and lashing out at the rest of us. Every time we get mad he gets a little Johnson-esque troll boner. Well, don't feed the trolls. I've long since ignored his flat out shilling.

The rest of us can see this cinematic middle finger for exactly what it is. Disney wanted me gone from SW fandom? Wish granted. Only way I'll ever give a crap again is if they release the original uncut theatrical OT on bluray and I'll find a way to flat out STEAL it from a Disney store just to spite them.

Kathleen Kennedy and her cuck lapdog Johnson can kiss my ass.

 

[Adolfo]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

Like I said elsewhere, Justice League was an abortion of a film. Wretched on every conceivable level. But after it was over I shrugged and said "Yuuuck" and went on my with my life. I'm used to bad Batman movies. There will be more bad ones. There will be good ones. No big deal.

Luke Skywalker is different. There's only one. There's only ONE Mark Hamill. This really hurt to see. It's not something you can shake off. It stays with you. And I firmly believe it was 100% intentional.

Closest analogy I can come to is the Twin Peaks revival. A lot of that sucked. But Lynch didn't openly HATE his audience or his characters. He didn't give us exactly what we wanted, but there was moments of the old brilliance there. He didn't drop his drawers and take a big old Cleveland steamer over everything moviegoers have loved for the last four decades, like Johnson and Kennedy did. With giant grins on their face.

This garbage was intended to be subversive. It was intended to HURT. I think at this point Khev is just flat out lying cause he's hurt too and the only way he can deal with it is by playing the "contrarian" and lashing out at the rest of us. Every time we get mad he gets a little Johnson-esque troll boner. Well, don't feed the trolls. I've long since ignored his flat out shilling.

The rest of us can see this cinematic middle finger for exactly what it is. Disney wanted me gone from SW fandom? Wish granted. Only way I'll ever give a crap again is if they release the original uncut theatrical OT on bluray and I'll find a way to flat out STEAL it from a Disney store just to spite them.

Kathleen Kennedy and her cuck lapdog Johnson can kiss my ass.

Good for you! Some real men still exist here ...Love the word you used "intended"...Kennedy and her Eunuch army will one day be defeated!

 

[jal76]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

you shouldn't even show up in here. you WERE the reason the other thread got closed with Spazz and Snikt.
seriously, dont get this one closed too guy. you kept trolling and baiting

You're new to this whole bullying thing aren't you..? Well...you don't get to ban me or anyone else so...maybe log off for the first time ever...it will feel like I'm not even here

 

[Star-Crunch]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

Uh oh...

Rian Johnson takes over as director of Star Wars Episode IX

 

[Chakor]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019



Even if that was real, no director can save this turd anyway.

 

[jye4ever]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

Like I said elsewhere, Justice League was an abortion of a film. Wretched on every conceivable level. But after it was over I shrugged and said "Yuuuck" and went on my with my life. I'm used to bad Batman movies. There will be more bad ones. There will be good ones. No big deal.

Luke Skywalker is different. There's only one. There's only ONE Mark Hamill. This really hurt to see. It's not something you can shake off. It stays with you. And I firmly believe it was 100% intentional.

Closest analogy I can come to is the Twin Peaks revival. A lot of that sucked. But Lynch didn't openly HATE his audience or his characters. He didn't give us exactly what we wanted, but there was moments of the old brilliance there. He didn't drop his drawers and take a big old Cleveland steamer over everything moviegoers have loved for the last four decades, like Johnson and Kennedy did. With giant grins on their face.

This garbage was intended to be subversive. It was intended to HURT. I think at this point Khev is just flat out lying cause he's hurt too and the only way he can deal with it is by playing the "contrarian" and lashing out at the rest of us. Every time we get mad he gets a little Johnson-esque troll boner. Well, don't feed the trolls. I've long since ignored his flat out shilling.

The rest of us can see this cinematic middle finger for exactly what it is. Disney wanted me gone from SW fandom? Wish granted. Only way I'll ever give a crap again is if they release the original uncut theatrical OT on bluray and I'll find a way to flat out STEAL it from a Disney store just to spite them.

Kathleen Kennedy and her cuck lapdog Johnson can kiss my ass.

If you’re hurt just by what Disney/Kennedy/Johnson did to your childhood, your safe place in this ugly world, your Luke and Hamill then it’s got to really suck knowing that it wasn’t only them that wanted Otomofan gone from SW but so did your cherished Lucas and Hamill.

Lucas and Hamill don’t want you as a fan, they don’t need your life connection to SW.

Who do you think brought Kennedy up the ranks?

Who sold SW to Disney?

You think Lucas cared about Otomofan’s life long connection to SW when he put the person you hate so much in charge of SW?

You think your hero Hamill cared about Otomofan’s life long connection to SW when he signed back on as Luke.

Yes Otomofan NOT ONLY Disney/Kennedy/Johnson wanted you gone BUT your heroes Lucas and Hamill are the ones who stopped the SW train so that you can get off.

Hell they didn’t even stop the train I think they just thew you off while it was still in motion.

Well anyways you go enjoy watching the OT now lol

 

[Adolfo]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

Uh oh...

Rian Johnson takes over as director of Star Wars Episode IX

That's Rian Johnson in True Form as the Kennedy B*tch king... Holy Jesus..."Star Wars Episode Nein Attack of The Eunochs" "This time it's personal!"...Kennedy Assassination #3 in my lifetime...who woulda thought...Jesus just went back into his tomb after he saw that..St. Peter just remade the first question at the pearly gates, a change from the old question that lasted for 2000yrs..."Did you like TLJ? If so step into this red hole. If not enter the white turnstyle... Next!"

 

[Adolfo]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

Even if that was real, no director can save this turd anyway.

Even Charon wont take any amount of Coins to save and ferry Star Wars to Safety...damn