Star Wars: Episode IX - THE RISE OF SKYWALKER

[Prime Clone]

It sounds to me like your friend's sister was hitting on you, but you were too focused on the Death Star's exhaust port to pick up on it.

*Old Ben?s voice* Remember Luke, the exhaust port is right below the main port.




So, has this been posted yet: https://makingstarwars.net/2020/01/...-connollys-final-star-wars-episode-ix-script/


#ReleaseTheTrevorrowCut

 

[The Buffinator]

*Old Ben?s voice* Remember Wor-Gar, the exhaust port is right below the main port.

Fixed.

 

[The Buffinator]

I wish. She was hot. 5 years older though. At that age, that was significant. She did let me make out with her best friend when we were all younger though.

So how did that work? Wasn't her best friend older than you too?

 

[Wor-Gar]

So how did that work? Wasn't her best friend older than you too?

Yeah, but she thought I was cute. Cradle-robber. I could never do that with my best friend's sister... just not right... but my best friend's sister's hot friend was totally acceptable.

 

[The Buffinator]

Yeah, but she thought I was cute. Cradle-robber. I could never do that with my best friend's sister... just not right... but my best friend's sister's hot friend was totally acceptable.

A grateful forum community acknowledges your sacrifice.

 

[DiFabio]

I highly doubt anyone even remotely attractive would work at Lucasfilm.

Just abuncha of aspie NEEEEERRRRRDS

 

[Prime Clone]

Fixed.

 

[TaliBane]

Going by your asterisk wouldn?t it actually be MAZ butthole eyes

So was there any connection between butthole eyes and button eyes?

Or is this a story for another time?

 

[DiFabio]

I knew that little ****ing orange ***** was evil.

 

[TaliBane]

I knew that little ****ing orange ***** was evil.

Yep, she murdered Scott Palpatine using the Scooby dagger!

Mommy loves you Rey...

I wish. She was hot. 5 years older though. At that age, that was significant. She did let me make out with her best friend when we were all younger though.

Yikes, I'm getting an "It" novel vibe here. Ten year olds' first lust.

 

[Khev]

So was there any connection between butthole eyes and button eyes?

Or is this a story for another time?

Dude looks like Gary Oldman from Hannibal, lol.

 

[Wor-Gar]

I loved Ochi. Want more about him.

I hope he worked with Two-Tubes at one point.

 

[TaliBane]

*Old Ben?s voice* Remember Wor-gar, the exhaust port is right below the main port.

I loved Ochi. Want more about him.

I hope he worked with Two-Tubes at one point.

What is it with all this talk of you working two tubes? And you loved Ouchi?

 

[The Buffinator]

Dude looks like Gary Oldman from Hannibal, lol.

I never saw Hannibal. I am now reassured that was the correct choice. lol

 

[jye4ever]

 

[Wor-Gar]

Waiting for someone to list the pros and cons of doing that.

 

[TaliBane]

Dude looks like Gary Oldman from Hannibal, lol.

And they ALL look a bit like Snoke.... hmmmm...

Palps the puppetmaster has a hand in everything.

 

[Wor-Gar]

I know that body is Daria, Jye.

 

[jye4ever]

I know that body is Daria, Jye.

Wait did you just say Mazahrrea




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[punisher1974]

View attachment 475998

Gives new meaning to Butt her face.