Star Wars: Episode IX - THE RISE OF SKYWALKER

[Khev]

Is this Team Diversity or what?

Yep, written by a guy who said that 90's superheroes literally used to scare him, lol.

Two of the team members' names are Snowflake and Safespace. Not a joke. Not chosen ironically.

 

[JAWS]

20 somethings today HATE athletic chicks, think they all look like boys. They grew up lusting after the likes of Kate Upton so prefer their women borderline obese, lol.

I love them all... Bree from the remake was very curvy... But not fat.

Hey nothing wrong with some curves. Give me Rose Tico anyday grrr.......

Comic adaptation coming next month, lol:

Look out Jason here she comes!

lol

I bet 80s slasher movies literally had that exact title for those roles!

Hell I bet Michael Bay movies still do lol

 

[ShadowX81]

Comic adaptation coming next month, lol:

I look forward to seeing the new enemies that this team will have to defeat.

Professor Patriarchy, The Microagressor, The Masked Misgenderer, Donald Trump, Captain Cultural Appropriation!
The possibilities are as limitless as the gender spectrum!

 

[Wor-Gar]

Two of the team members' names are Snowflake and Safespace.

Hey-soos Maroomba!

Sometimes I just want to ring Millennials little protected necks.

The real villains should be Helicopter Mom, Tiger Mom, Absentee Dad, etc... a whole generation destroyed by indulgence and entitlement. Now we have a new generation growing up under a corona-world who will become germaphobes on top of everything else.

 

[ironwez20]

Wow.......... no offense but I guess your taste in woman and their asses is just questionable.

You think that small ass is hot? Ain?t nothing to grip. It?s completely flat

 

[ironwez20]

Hey nothing wrong with some curves. Give me Rose Tico anyday grrr.......

Rose tico actually could be a freak.

 

[ironwez20]

Comic adaptation coming next month, lol:

Look out Jason here she comes!

lol

Lol marvel really named characters snowflake, safe space . The creativity is gone

 

[TaliBane]

Yep, written by a guy who said that 90's superheroes literally used to scare him, lol.

Two of the team members' names are Snowflake and Safespace. Not a joke. Not chosen ironically.

Yeah, this video kinda summarizes it for the uninitiated...

 

[ironwez20]

I watch young rippa 59, pretty much sums up the topic perfectly. These people are so out of touch it?s hilarious. I cannot stress enough how the people who cry for this on Twitter don?t actually read this or support it . Look at birds of prey and Charlie?s angels

 

[Wor-Gar]

Yeah, this video kinda summarizes it for the uninitiated...

Brilliant! Daniel Kibblesmith is a name to remember. This has to be one of the best scams in history.

 

[JAWS]

Yeah, this video kinda summarizes it for the uninitiated...

Wait... So this is Legit??

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[Khev]

Wait... So this is Legit??

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If you want an even bigger laugh watch this one where he roasts him right from the beginning of the video, lol:

 

[ironwez20]

Where is darkosis when u need him. I?m sure he will give us a full page summary on this travesty.

 

[Khev]

Ben Solo saves Batman. That's really cool actually.

 

[e30ernest]

You know, I think it would have been great if Ben Solo had a beard... Adam Driver doesn't look intimidating on screen when he's clean shaven.

 

[aussiebottt]

You know, I think it would have been great if Ben Solo had a beard... Adam Driver doesn't look intimidating on screen when he's clean shaven.

Adam Driver doesn't look intimidating full stop. Thats why it's hard to take Kylo Ren seriously as a villain.

 

[e30ernest]

Adam Driver doesn't look intimidating full stop. Thats why it's hard to take Kylo Ren seriously as a villain.

Yeah he looks too "nice", or maybe too geeky at times to be properly intimidating. Although, he can probably kill any of us with a pencil (wasn't he ex-military?) in real life.

 

[TaliBane]

Ben Solo saves Batman. That's really cool actually.

I love the ET host at the end re: Affleck: "He's very emotional lately - like every story he tells is just like another breakthrough for... something."

 

[jye4ever]

I love the ET host at the end re: Affleck: "He's very emotional lately - like every story he tells is just like another breakthrough for... something."

The follow up from the other guy was was just as good:

Well as you know he hasn?t been there for his kids in the past....

Holy crap lol


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[TaliBane]

The follow up from the other guy was was just as good:

Well as you know he hasn?t been there for his kids in the past....

Holy crap lol


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It's just funny how a real Ben with Daddy problems had to get his *ss saved by a fake Ben with Daddy issues.

But yeah when you live by Affleck's life priorities it's easy to "lose" birthday gifts, marriages, appropriate expression of emotions...

1. booze
2. gambling
3. daddy-nanny time
4. kids
5. marriage