Pirate Captain Toe Dameron
Did you shut your brain off for half these films? Dude says when you looked at me you looked at me like no one else did. Again she beat the dude with a stick when they first met. But o yea that gets a pass. Lol
That is the one with the corny dialogue "we are the spark that lights the flame for the rebellion" or something like that..
Reporter: "Would you like to come back to Star Wars?"
Daisy Ridley: "Nah my character's arc was perfect and so satisfying, there's nothing to be improved upon."
Imagine if RJ wrote ANH.
"Help me Obi-Wan, you're the spark that will start the flame that will burn the match that ignites the torch that will one day--"
"What happened? Where's the rest, play back the entire message!"
"I'm sorry but R2 says that her long winded metaphor filled his entire memory bank and got cut off."
Yeah so perfect that's why nobody wants to hire her post TROS.
Imagine if RJ wrote ANH.
"Help me Obi-Wan, you're the spark that will start the flame that will burn the match that ignites the torch that will one day--"
"What happened? Where's the rest, play back the entire message!"
"I'm sorry but R2 says that her long winded metaphor filled his entire memory bank and got cut off."
Yeah so perfect that's why nobody wants to hire her post TROS.
Guys, I've just had one of those deja vu moments like in the Matrix when Neo sees the black cat twice. I think we might all be time locked in a perpetual cycle of ST versus PT, the (master)debate of our time:
I've documented the formula below:
Step 1 - Aggressive Negotiations
Someone will chime in with either:
(a) I was re-watching the ST the other day because (I love Disney SW and seeing my OT heroes back together (almost) again / I am a glutton for punishment) and I was struck by this new (but in this case new does not have it's conventional meaning) revelation about said movie(s) and (basically the ST is soooooo much better than the PT / it turns out that ST is even worse than I previously realised and it should be retconned or never mentioned again); or
(b) I was re-watching the PT the other day because (I love Lucas' SW / I am a glutton for punishment) and (it suddenly come to me that the ST is awful in every way, you could say that it has a low 'm' count / have I ever told you the tale of George Lucas the Wise, well he had too much creative freedom and the PT was awful); or
(c) I was watching the Mandalorian and (the PT sucks / the ST sucks).
Step 2 - Amazing. Every word of what you just said, was wrong
Someone will take issue with the initial statement and will respond with "How dare you insult the ST / PT, the movies that you like are inferior, the PT / ST has the high ground".
Step 3 - I hate sand
ST and PT fans will amass on their chosen lines and throw the same arguments at each other again and again, no side gaining ground. Darth DoomKhev with his Apprentice JyeMaul with the entertaining Jaw Jaw Binks on the side of the ST. With Admiral Ducko and Captain Wezma20 some of the most vocal supporters of the PT (and I count myself, Bravo Nass, amongst their distinguished number). All with AayDee-EeeVee laughing at both sides with scorn for both the ST and PT.
Step 4 - I am the Senate
The battle intensifies until one of the PT'ers becomes exacerbated by the antics of DoomKhev and JyeMaul and slips up, throwing out a statement alleging that a subjective (and undeniably correct) opinion about the ST is objective fact. This will in turn summon the AJP who will stomp into the thread like the cave troll in Fellowship and proceed to lay waste to all with this wordy but well thought out comments on both series.
Step 5 - To be angry is to be human
The battle splutters out like the final instalment of the ST with both sides failing to convince the other of the merits of their argument.
Step 6 - We?re going to win this war not by fighting what we hate, but by saving what we love
Step 6 is Step 1 and the discussion continues anew. It's like poetry it kind of rhymes.
If you read to the end thanks and please don't take offence, I'm only poking a little fun at all of us in here. I would like to end by saying thanks for all the banter and discussions this year. 2020 has been rubbish but being able to come here to read and take part in this passionate (haha!) Star Wars conversation has been a great distraction (even if half of you are as wrong as Maz Kanata's eyes).
Can you guys agree that this is one of the worst utterances in all of Star Wars...?
We're going to win this war not by fighting what we hate, but by saving what we love
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