They told me in this "Happy Hills Total Wellness Spa" I'm spending 6 weeks in, after they pried the HASBRO Mandalorian helmet and my Sideshow Mythos Obi-Wan out of my fists, that I was lucky to get a spot. I'm sharing a room with a diehard Tolkien fan, who had an unfortunate episode after not-Sauron made a pass at Galadriel in Rings of Power. Kept telling his family he was gonna uphold Celeborn's honor with a foam replica of the Anduril sword.
The attorney tells me there's plenty of grounds for a "mental stress and anguish" lawsuit. Tells me that she - who is a big Alien fan and even cosplays as Ripley - completely EMPATHIZES
with the TRAUMA of the human brain trying to reconcile the reality that Rogue One and Andor exist, in the same time frame continuum, as this travesty. She says she has a sociologist lined up who will testify that it was a deliberate ploy on the part of Disney Corp. E.g., a diabolical scheme, in which helpless fans, determined to hold onto their culture, are forced into the terrible choice of either ditching D+, or hanging on in the hopes of light.
E.g., it's a known fact by companies that once people INVEST, it takes tremendous strength of will to leave, and folks are left with feelings of betrayal, depression, anger, and often financial loss. Like that lemon car you pour money into.
It's a mixed group of clients here too. One guy who likes ruffly print dresses (he says it keeps him cool while baking) threw a Kitchen Aid mixer through his flat screen after watching one too many vids of LH. Said she was "making their community look bad" tho the language was a lot worse. I'd never heard some of those phrases before, it was pretty eye-watering.
In the evenings we get to watch "affirmation" movies. It's OK tho yah have to sit through some chick flick stuff, but at least the movies make sense. Tonight it'll be that Tuscan Sun movie and then "The Rock". The Kitchen Aid dress guy is making mini tacos to go with the beer my attorney dropped off. She keeps reminding me that we're on the downslope of this abomination now.
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