Star Wars: The Acolyte

[meanstreak]

Spoiler:

I was hoping Smiley would kill Osha to further solidify Mae dissenting from him but after further thought, I don't think that would even make the show more interesting. Also sucks we didn't get to see the Wookie Jedi use a lightsaber or fight at all.

 

[pixletwin]

Spoiler:

I was hoping Smiley would kill Osha to further solidify Mae dissenting from him but after further thought, I don't think that would even make the show more interesting. Also sucks we didn't get to see the Wookie Jedi use a lightsaber or fight at all.

It shows that in one of the teasers, no doubt in a flashback we have yet to see.

 

[chrisstbh]

It shows that in one of the teasers, no doubt in a flashback we have yet to see.

Or clickbait.

 

[jye4ever]

That Mae character reversal has to be one the weirdest most nonsensical out of left field character arc changes without an iota of explanation I have ever seen.

Lol at skinny Sith with goofy satanic helmet lol

 

[Khev]

Apparently the actor playing the wookiee jedi was so embarrassed reading the scripts of the upcoming episodes that he realized there was only one way out of this mess:

 

[Sassafras]

Apparently the actor playing the wookiee jedi was so embarrassed reading the scripts of the upcoming episodes that he realized there was only one way out of this mess:

One Way Out! One Way Out!

 

[choombaz]

That Mae character reversal has to be one the weirdest most nonsensical out of left field character arc changes without an iota of explanation I have ever seen.

Lol at skinny Sith with goofy satanic helmet lol

Yeah my kids have impressed me lately. They called out so much bad writing in this episode including that. And the fact that rock and metal ain’t flammable. My ten year old for the whole episode just kept going “wait, what?”

 

[loki2371]

Apparently the actor playing the wookiee jedi was so embarrassed reading the scripts of the upcoming episodes that he realized there was only one way out of this mess:

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Aren't Wookies supposed to be tough?? What a P**** this Wookie Jedi must've been!!

I mean, look at the wound? He couldn't even survive what looks like a lightsaber slash across the chest. I mean, Reeeeeeva and Sabine were impaled with a lightsaber and it was inside them for a few seconds, yet it was barely a flesh wound for them....

Loser....

 

[Khev]

Aren't Wookies supposed to be tough?? What a P**** this Wookie Jedi must've been!!

I mean, look at the wound? He couldn't even survive what looks like a lightsaber slash across the chest. I mean, Reeeeeeva and Sabine were impaled with a lightsaber and it was inside them for a few seconds, yet it was barely a flesh wound for them....

Loser....

No way did a lightsaber do that much damage. Only a fork or other small eating utensil is that deadly.

 

[Asta]

No way did a lightsaber do that much damage. Only a fork or other small eating utensil is that deadly.

There's a leaked image from episode 5 showing a new Jedi detective arriving on scene to determine the kind of murder weapon used...

 

[choombaz]

No way did a lightsaber do that much damage. Only a fork or other small eating utensil is that deadly.

“These cuts. Too accurate for a Sith Lord. Only an Ewok is so precise.”

 

[Wor-Gar]

There is no spoon.

 

[Johnny1378]

I'm still subscriced with d+, need to finish the CW.. Now, should I watch ep4? Since when watching a SW related show feels like a chore..

To be honest, I ended up disappointed in episode 4. Episode 3 was so spectacularly crash and burn bad it was almost like an event unto itself. But episode 4 just goes back to its normal boring bad. I was hoping it would once again achieve Ed Wood levels of bad and really was only like a boring movie on Lifetime level bad. Eh…maybe next week.

 

[ScoutingForToys]

I knew this show had the potential to match the hilarity of the BoBF thread.
You've given this old ex Star Wars fan a few belly laughs and for that I thank you all.

 

[Asta]

From Mr H Reviews' latest video:

 

[Wor-Gar]

Budgetary reasons? Some exec needed more money from an $180 million show so they cut a fight scene?

Who's Mr H? Damage control? Or is the "H" for Headland?

 

[Asta]

Budgetary reasons? Some exec needed more money from an $180 million show so they cut a fight scene?

Who's Mr H? Damage control? Or is the "H" for Headland?

Mr H is the opposite of damage control. He's been ripping the series to shreds over multiple videos.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Mr H is the opposite of damage control. He's been ripping the series to shreds over multiple videos.

Oh, I thought he was responding with excuses for Mundi and the missing Wookie fight.

 

[jye4ever]

Here is the energy output from episode 4:

 

[Felinx]

Anyone here had a colonoscopy and noticed the brand name of the main laxative/rectal clean-out solution they give you? Just add an "A"...