Star Wars: The Acolyte

[jaztermareal]

I got an email today asking me to rejoin D+ for only $1.99/mo for 3 months. And they list The Acolyte and Dr Who as exciting new releases.

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Thats still overpaying.

Disney is now like some has been youtuber begging for subs. It is sad that they just keep failing but they did it to themselves. It is more sad that in their failure they took out Toys R Us. I miss that store.

 

[ZaCHw117]

Disney is now like some has been youtuber begging for subs. It is sad that they just keep failing but they did it to themselves. It is more sad that in their failure they took out Toys R Us. I miss that store.

They had a part in that? I had no idea…. I miss that store too.

 

[jaztermareal]

They had a part in that? I had no idea…. I miss that store too.

The abysmal sales of star wars merch that they were forced to keep on shelves undiscounted etc all tipped them over the edge into going bankrupt.

Carrie Fisher was also likely another part of the Disney collateral.

 

[jye4ever]

I am so glad that after Galactic Starcruiser failed miserably Disney has decided to bring that quality of story telling straight into my home.

That was hands down the worst thing I have ever experienced with the name Star Wars attached to it.

Folks take your RO, take your Solo, take your Andor, take your Mando S1-2-3, take your Ahsoka and hell even take your BOBF and RUN!!!!

Run as fast as you can away from this Acolyte disaster.

Don’t look back…don’t look back lol

Hopefully this will be the final nail in the coffin for KK.

 

[Otomofan]

Absolute dog ****.

The only thing that possibly connects this to the other SW projects is some of the worst child actors ever put on screen.

So at least it has that going for it.

 

[Kebron]

Disney is now like some has been youtuber begging for subs. It is sad that they just keep failing but they did it to themselves. It is more sad that in their failure they took out Toys R Us. I miss that store.

To be fair every streamer offers deals throughout the year. Many offer free months even

 

[Khev]

I am so glad that after Galactic Starcruiser failed miserably Disney has decided to bring that quality of story telling straight into my home.

That was hands down the worst thing I have ever experienced with the name Star Wars attached to it.

Folks take your RO, take your Solo, take your Andor, take your Mando S1-2-3, take your Ahsoka and hell even take your BOBF and RUN!!!!

Run as fast as you can away from this Acolyte disaster.

Don’t look back…don’t look back lol

Hopefully this will be the final nail in the coffin for KK.

jye after watching The Acolyte Episode 3:

 

[jye4ever]

The plot didn’t make a lick of sense, so Shmii was one of them?

I need a

“The Force is Female Lesbian”

T-shirt lol

 

[ZaCHw117]

jye after watching The Acolyte Episode 3:

I actually snorted.

 

[ZaCHw117]

I am so glad that after Galactic Starcruiser failed miserably Disney has decided to bring that quality of story telling straight into my home.

That was hands down the worst thing I have ever experienced with the name Star Wars attached to it.

Folks take your RO, take your Solo, take your Andor, take your Mando S1-2-3, take your Ahsoka and hell even take your BOBF and RUN!!!!

Run as fast as you can away from this Acolyte disaster.

Don’t look back…don’t look back lol

Hopefully this will be the final nail in the coffin for KK.

It’s that bad eh? Oh god, now I have to watch it.

 

[pixletwin]

Boring. Also where was this big divisive scene.

Yawn … 3/10

 

[Otomofan]

It's unfathomably stupid.

The dialogue and acting will make you cringe right out of your skin.

It's absolutely spectacular in its failure to be even remotely entertaining or interesting.

 

[Khev]

Crazy to think that the greatest franchise in history is now the single worst thing in pop culture. At least as far as what's being put out now.

There's never been a better time to say goodbye, let it all die, and revisit the old stuff until this garbage is a distant memory.

 

[𝘨⃨𝘭⃨𝘪⃨𝘵⃨𝘤⃨𝘩⃨10ᔦᔦ]

Just saw episode 3. I'm glad this thread exists because I'm either stupid, or this episode was really confusing. lol
So according to this thread, and from what I understand,episode 3 was
basically about how a witch had force (sorry, THE THREAD) sex and somehow created twins with it. Also, what kind of witches were they? Were they former Dathomir witches? I can't recall the show saying.Also the ritual, why were they all standing around moaning and acting weird? Were they having lesbian witch sex through the force? Creating more "thread" twins or something?
What was the ascension about? Where were they ascending too? Why was there a giant hole? Were they going to throw the kids in there? Was there a rancor down there?
And why did the mountain catch on fire so easily?! Was the entire mountain made out of coal? And if so, how did they stay warm? Heating would be super dangerous! It would be very hazardous to raise twin children in/on a coal mountain. Too bad OSHA wasn't around to give them some safety tips. hehe get it? OSHA heh

Anyway, what a weird episode. It boggles the mind how this got a budget of 180million and Obi-Wan only got 90m.

 

[Khev]

Just saw episode 3. I'm glad this thread exists because I'm either stupid, or this episode was really confusing. lol
So according to this thread, and from what I understand,episode 3 was
basically about how a witch had force (sorry, THE THREAD) sex and somehow created twins with it. Also, what kind of witches were they? Were they former Dathomir witches? I can't recall the show saying.Also the ritual, why were they all standing around moaning and acting weird? Were they having lesbian witch sex through the force? Creating more "thread" twins or something?
What was the ascension about? Where were they ascending too? Why was there a giant hole? Were they going to throw the kids in there? Was there a rancor down there?
And why did the mountain catch on fire so easily?! Was the entire mountain made out of coal? And if so, how did they stay warm? Heating would be super dangerous! It would be very hazardous to raise twin children in/on a coal mountain. Too bad OSHA wasn't around to give them some safety tips. hehe get it? OSHA heh

Anyway, what a weird episode. It boggles the mind how this got a budget of 180million and Obi-Wan only got 90m.

Oh man all of that is just hilarious to read.

I even watched Star Wars Theory for the first time in ages and he said he's going to immediately watch The Empire Strikes Back to cleanse himself after that episode.

 

[𝘨⃨𝘭⃨𝘪⃨𝘵⃨𝘤⃨𝘩⃨10ᔦᔦ]

Boring. Also where was this big divisive scene.

Yawn … 3/10

LOL
That was my exact reaction too. At least the fire had decent cgi.

 

[Otomofan]

I remember watching movies like "The Usual Suspects" and "LA Confidential" and being awed at the complexity of the stories and how the dialogue and acting and directing all came together to complete a big beautiful puzzle, and I thought "Man. I could never come up with something like this. You must need to be really talented to make it in Hollywood."


Things change.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Thank you.

 

[Asta]

Just 'acquired' the episode. Will watch later when I have the time to concentrate on its awesomeness and complexity (!)

Meanwhile, the ratings have plumbed new depths:

 

[ZaCHw117]

Oh man all of that is just hilarious to read.

I even watched Star Wars Theory for the first time in ages and he said he's going to immediately watch The Empire Strikes Back to cleanse himself after that episode.

Now that’s a name I haven’t seen in a long time… Is he still an insufferable cry baby? I remember him balling in his lambo one time about how he was running out of money for his fan fiction.