Terminator Genisys (July 1st, 2015)

[Snake Plissken]

Re: Terminator: Genisys (July 1st, 2015)

I'm just glad that in this timeline, even during a post-nuclear war, Kyle still finds time to hit the gym every day. Something the original Kyle wasn't able to do, since he was too busy doing dumb stuff like fighting a war, hiding, not getting to shower, killing rats for food and trying not to get killed by infiltrating T-800s.

Yeah no kidding. Michael Biehn was built like a squirrel with a tiny winy bit of muscle on him with almost no bodyfat. He shouldn't look like a bodybuilder for the exact reasons you stated. It's good to know in this time line, there's plenty of Protein Powder available >_>

He also looks too polished and clean. Biehn was always dirty and sweaty through the film.

 

[jye4ever]

Re: Terminator: Genisys (July 1st, 2015)

I bet they're wearing fitness monitors somewhere on their body counting calories and foot steps while fighting for their lives.

 

[VintijDroidGutzz]

Re: Terminator: Genisys (July 1st, 2015)

Like you, I don't give a crap really. Just watching everything. **** it.

Yep. This one's open season at this point - who gives a ****.

 

[RIDDICK]

Re: Terminator: Genisys (July 1st, 2015)

Two weeks of waiting. Two weeks. TWO WEEKS...

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[VintijDroidGutzz]

Re: Terminator: Genisys (July 1st, 2015)



They should've redone that scene in the new one, with Nathan Lane.

 

[stshammgod]

Re: Terminator: Genisys (July 1st, 2015)

Yeah no kidding. Michael Biehn was built like a squirrel with a tiny winy bit of muscle on him with almost no bodyfat. He shouldn't look like a bodybuilder for the exact reasons you stated. It's good to know in this time line, there's plenty of Protein Powder available >_>

He also looks too polished and clean. Biehn was always dirty and sweaty through the film.

Unless the casting of Jai Courtney is also a ruse and he's not Kyle. I mean, nobody from the past would have any clue what he looked like. Maybe the guardian, but even then, maybe not. Maybe he's another infiltrator? Maybe that's the twist? It has to have something to do with Matt Smith.

 

[Python]

Re: Terminator: Genisys (July 1st, 2015)

Another spot.

 

[jye4ever]

Re: Terminator: Genisys (July 1st, 2015)

This is even worse than the ASM2 marketing.

 

[Snake Plissken]

Re: Terminator: Genisys (July 1st, 2015)

Unless the casting of Jai Courtney is also a ruse and he's not Kyle. I mean, nobody from the past would have any clue what he looked like. Maybe the guardian, but even then, maybe not. Maybe he's another infiltrator? Maybe that's the twist? It has to have something to do with Matt Smith.

I don't think that's how it will play out at all, they would of already given it away in the trailers

He's only going to infiltrate between Sarah's legs.

 

[karamazov80]

Re: Terminator: Genisys (July 1st, 2015)

Unless the casting of Jai Courtney is also a ruse and he's not Kyle. I mean, nobody from the past would have any clue what he looked like. Maybe the guardian, but even then, maybe not. Maybe he's another infiltrator? Maybe that's the twist? It has to have something to do with Matt Smith.

I think you're accidentally spoiling the real twist for everyone! Turns out Kyle Reese is also a Terminator, sent to kill Pops so that the T-1000 teaming with T-JohnConnor can tag team to assassinate Sarah more easily. Twist is, Sarah is also a Terminator, sent to kill the Kyle Reese Terminator. She does that, and then everyone looks confused and doesn't know what's going on anymore. A few more gratuitous bus explosions occur on the edge of the screen, T-Rex shows up and eats T-SarahConnor, the end.

 

[jye4ever]

Re: Terminator: Genisys (July 1st, 2015)

We then find out that the humans are the real oppressors of the machines, and that all they ever wanted was a heart and decent bumper to bumper protection.

Bad humans, bad bad humans.

 

[karamazov80]

Re: Terminator: Genisys (July 1st, 2015)

That's a Shyamalan-level twist there, JYE. If it was up to me, I would hire you to write the next Shyamalan picture.

 

[stshammgod]

Re: Terminator: Genisys (July 1st, 2015)

Everyone's a terminator except arnold.

 

[EVILFACE]

Re: Terminator: Genisys (July 1st, 2015)

My sources have said that this is quite possibly the greatest movie ever made.

 

[Patriot666]

Re: Terminator: Genisys (July 1st, 2015)

My sources have said that this is quite possibly the greatest movie ever made.

 

[Alice]

Re: Terminator: Genisys (July 1st, 2015)

My sources have said that this is quite possibly the greatest movie ever made.

Yeah? Well, my sources can beat up your sources!

 

[jye4ever]

Re: Terminator: Genisys (July 1st, 2015)

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

Re: Terminator: Genisys (July 1st, 2015)

That was cool. Woulda been great if he went up to a biker "I need your clothes, boots and motorcycle" and just some gun store "I'd like a phased plasma rifle with a forty watt range"

 

[jye4ever]

Re: Terminator: Genisys (July 1st, 2015)

Oh man, the gun shop would've been awesome.

But the corporations are too PC and whimps to do something cool like that.

 

[Patriot666]

Re: Terminator: Genisys (July 1st, 2015)

Funny how he was able to walk in to a gun shop and by a full auto Uzi 9mm in '84...how things have changed.