Things I Hate

[wofford29]

I ____ing hated the feeling I had to fart while falling asleep in school back in the day.

 

[devilof76]

Wouldn't that suck if you fell asleep and ____ yourself?

Works for me.

I'll pay as soon as the job is done.

Just leave it on the night stand. I won't take it until I'm sure your gone.

Scout's honor.

 

[King Darkness]

How bout you just take my collection in trade?

You can have my house too.

 

[devilof76]

Sorry, I don't have PayPal, and the pawn shop doesn't pay very well.

 

[King Darkness]

You suck as a friend.

 

[devilof76]

Ohhhhhhh. Would you rather I be helpful????

 

[Kabukiman]

Living in Wisconsin right now. Much anxiety today.

 

[The Ween]

For me it's I have a job interview Wednesday and the thought of not getting this job stresses me out

Is it another teaching job? You're teaching at a charter school right now aren't you?

 

[The Ween]

ive been getting this little sharp pain in my heart, is very faint, i get it when i breathe deeply sometimes, probably nothing but when i get it i hate that i get freaked out thinking something is going to happen to me... like drop dead

It probably has nothing to do with your heart though. I'd have it checked out.

 

[The Ween]

Did Captain America when the best superhero for the MTV awards!??!

Ski

I didn't watch that crapfest but I'm betting NO!

 

[pixletwin]

It was good enough for Elvis

Dude, Elvis died after biting his tongue in half. No thanks.

I can't stop chewing my cheek lately.

 

[The Ween]

Sudden death for me please

Watching my Dad die painfully from cancer over a long period of time makes me pray for a quick sudden death. Car crash, heart attack, in my sleep, whatever, bullet to the face, don't care, just not as long as it is quick.

And as for having time to say goodbye and what not. ____ that too. Though I am quite sure its not as bad as being the one who is doing the dying, but being the family and going through the death process over time its unforgivingly painful also. Wouldn't want my loved ones to go through that. I'd rather be taken away sudden and unexpected rather than wither and die in front of my family. F THAT!

I totally agree. I went through the same things.

Just in case...Love you, King!

 

[thenammagazine]

Dude, Elvis died after biting his tongue in half. No thanks.

I can't stop chewing my cheek lately.

He was fat. Maybe he got hungry?

 

[King Darkness]

Ohhhhhhh. Would you rather I be helpful????

I can't stop chewing my cheek lately.

Dude, whats wrong with you

Just in case...Love you, King!

Wanna spoon?

 

[The Ween]

Dude, whats wrong with you

Wanna spoon?

Depends on what's in that pic since I can't see it.



What the hell.......sure!

 

[thenammagazine]

Depends on what's in that pic since I can't see it.



What the hell.......sure!

But what if it was a pic of two big ol' hairy bears spooning?!

 

[devilof76]

What the hell.......sure!

Wouldn't you rather spatula?

 

[Darth Cruel]

Wouldn't you rather spatula?

Ah HA! The old "Aunt Jamima treatment". It works on the girls every time.

 

[devilof76]

Is that why she split?

 

[Lejuan]

ive been getting this little sharp pain in my heart, is very faint, i get it when i breathe deeply sometimes, probably nothing but when i get it i hate that i get freaked out thinking something is going to happen to me... like drop dead

I've gotten that occasionally.

It probably has nothing to do with your heart though. I'd have it checked out.

If it only happens when you breathe in then it's most likely diaphragm-related. And the pain is almost certainly not emanating from your heart, but a nerve around that area that is being pinched as your chest expands. In which case worrying about it is doing you more harm than the thing itself.
thing itself.