Things I Hate

[a-dev]

My family dogs have a great life. They get to be dogs while also enjoying all the comforts of the house, getting out for their walks every day, fed well, and loved by everyone. It depresses me when I think of other dogs unlucky enough to be housed with scumbags like the guy in that picture.

 

[The Ween]

She already plans to, it's just a matter of finding the right box.

I thought she was going to have it buried in a pet cemetary. I wrapped my dog up in his doggie blanket with his favorite toys.

Triply so for those completely unfamiliar with it.

It's one of the few businesses where competition doesn't seem to drive down the prices any.

 

[thenammagazine]

It's one of the few businesses where competition doesn't seem to drive down the prices any.

Imagine sitting there listening to an Alderwoods regional manager rant about how slow business has been.

 

[DreaAlGhul]

I hate men who refuse to fart around me. It's like a built in humor machine in your butt. USE IT. I find man farts to be the funniest thing in the world & it just bugs me when a man says that he has to fart but wont do it because he's "embarrassed"

I personally wont fart around a man. No matter how long I've been with the guy. It's just the "lady like" part of me... but if a guy wont, then we gots a problem!

 

[devilof76]

My little sister is one of the only women I know who will fart shamelessly whenever, and wherever. It cracks her up to no end, and she will refrain for no man.

But I understand where you're coming from.

 

[Phil Sierra]

I hate men who refuse to fart around me. It's like a built in humor machine in your butt. USE IT. I find man farts to be the funniest thing in the world & it just bugs me when a man says that he has to fart but wont do it because he's "embarrassed"

I personally wont fart around a man. No matter how long I've been with the guy. It's just the "lady like" part of me... but if a guy wont, then we gots a problem!

This is for you.

[ame]https://youtu.be/E3fll5t2CVg[/ame]
[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMJPrNQxPNA[/ame]

 

[DreaAlGhul]

My little sister is one of the only women I know who will fart shamelessly whenever, and wherever. It cracks her up to no end, and she will refrain for no man.

But I understand where you're coming from.

Your sister sounds awesome.

This is for you.

https://youtu.be/E3fll5t2CVg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMJPrNQxPNA

I'll be honest & say that the title & thumbnail themselves made me laugh. So you can just imagine how much I enjoyed these.

 

[devilof76]

Dude, you can give someone pinkeye doing that.

 

[DreaAlGhul]

If i was dating you I would fart on your pillows without telling you

and wait for you to lie down

...and that's when **** gets serious. (no pun intended)

 

[Project_A]

Dude, you can give someone pinkeye doing that.

I thought that was an urban legend. A myth. Lol

 

[DreaAlGhul]

I thought that was an urban legend. A myth. Lol

Considering a fleck of dust can make your day a living hell, I'm assuming a poop particle can do some serious damage.

I could not type that with a serious face.

 

[devilof76]

E coli has the power of airborne transmission. It's science.

 

[King Darkness]

Eli and all his emo threads

 

[devilof76]

farting is kinda gross,
but not as bad as burping, I HATE that, with all my heart.... it is So Gross.. omg..

 

[devilof76]

No it's not. Eli's emo threads are farting from the mouth. Burping is gas from your stomach. There's no **** in there.

 

[devilof76]

Do you know how many feet of intestines you have separating your colon from your stomach?

 

[The Ween]

dude, burping is farting, but from the mouth...

Farting is a bottom burp.

 

[King Darkness]

. Eli's emo threads are farting from the mouth.

I would go as far as diarrhea of the mouth.

 

[Boba Ben]

I hate being really sick and not having very many personal days left.

 

[Skiman]

I hate being really sick and not having very many personal days left.

Ben, never or don't get sick and start pwning people.

Ski