Things I Hate

[thenammagazine]

I tried again back on the fifth. Crashed spectacularly within 16 hours.

I don't mind you bringing it up. I'm flattered that you cared enough to be disappointed.

Buy Dum Dums.

 

[devilof76]

Do you have any idea how hard it is to smoke a lollipop?

 

[thenammagazine]

Do you have any idea how hard it is to smoke a lollipop?

That's the point. Takes care of the hand-to-mouth fetish though.

 

[devilof76]

After today, I'm going to be broke until next Friday, so we'll see how that goes.

 

[pixletwin]

After today, I'm going to be broke until next Friday, so we'll see how that goes.

i been dun' broke sinz las saturday yo

 

[devilof76]

Soun like it time we get pimpin sum hos.

 

[The Ween]

Back to work tomorrow. Mostly for meetings and such then come Monday back to the old bump and grind. I hate just thinking about it because of the atmosphere these days. I'm sure I'll have to listen to a bunch of BS from my boss tomorrow while I bite my tongue.

At least I'll start getting a paycheck again. That's all I'm working for now. Just the check.

 

[devilof76]

bump and grind.

You'll be finally getting some action too.

 

[Darth Cruel]

bump and grind

I read you calling work at a school "the old bump and grind" and I think of all the teachers going to jail for just exactly that.

 

[devilof76]

I wish Ween had been my teacher.

 

[The Ween]

Well, I'm not a teacher and believe me, there's no one there I want to grind nor bump with.

 

[devilof76]

You should open your own school.

 

[Darth Cruel]

Well, I'm not a teacher and believe me, there's no one there I want to grind nor bump with.

What? No Scott Delacorte?

 

[Darth Cruel]

You should open your own school.

LOL...The Ween Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good, Too.


All teachers are male and are trained at Chipendale's.

 

[The Ween]

What? No Scott Delacorte?

There's only one single guy that works with me and he's gay. And he has a partner.

 

[The Ween]

LOL...The Ween Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good, Too.


All teachers are male and are trained at Chipendale's.

 

[devilof76]

LOL...The Ween Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good, Too.


All teachers are male and are trained at Chipendale's.

I was thinking she could be the principal and Jen could be her chief disciplinarian.

We can make fun of her stripper teachers until they cry, and then spend all day, every day in the principal's office.

 

[The Ween]

 

[Darth Cruel]

I was thinking she could be the principal and Jen could be her chief disciplinarian.

We can make fun of her stripper teachers until they cry, and then spend all day, every day in the principal's office.

For some reason, the idea of Weenie's office just developed in my head with an uncanny resemblance to an amalgamation of the the orgy scenes from Zoolander...




and Caligula.

 

[devilof76]

Empress Ween.