Things I Hate

[RIDDICK]

Hmmm, yep, my body has decided to resume normal operations and I've gained weight (not the good kind). I had a bit of a happy hiatus there where no matter how much I ate and drank I was stable at 11 stone. Alas 12 now. As a single man I can't be letting this happen....

 

[a-dev]

Well its true isn't it.

 

[RIDDICK]

I know, I've tried. Some great results!

But seriously, unless you're very active you should not eat more than your body wants.
BODY, not the brain

 

[a-dev]

Presumably the weight I already have is there to stay unless I take additional measures to burn it off.

Thinking of taking up a bit of a running regime soon, anyone have any tips for a shamefully unfit beginner? How to avoid giving myself a cardiac arrest for example.

 

[fosing]

specially if you're single, fawp more.

 

[Lejuan]

Presumably the weight I already have is there to stay unless I take additional measures to burn it off.

Thinking of taking up a bit of a running regime soon, anyone have any tips for a shamefully unfit beginner? How to avoid giving myself a cardiac arrest for example.

I've got a cross-trainer (elliptical) and I love it. It's programmable, so you can set it to your level of giving a s **t. And it's virtually zero impact on the knees, ankles etc.

 

[devilof76]

I hate having to figure out why my post count dropped.

 

[devilof76]

...I really need to stop participating in doomed threads.

 

[pixletwin]

My post count lowered too. Groovy.

 

[EVILFACE]

Lost post count? Sounds like you guys have a case. Time to lawyer up!!!

 

[devilof76]

I'm on the phone with one right now.

My post count lowered too. Groovy.

I don't understand why the mods allow us to suffer these indignities.

 

[Lejuan]

I shoulda screen-capped the lot. I'm sure there's a research project in there somewhere.

 

[devilof76]

Or a horror movie script. Or both.

 

[fosing]

foreign soap operas. they render you docile and inutil.
it sucks you in. watch it more.

van dammme it.

 

[Lejuan]

Cat's farts.

The way they creep up on you so you have to sniff the air a few times to identify the source, and by then it's too late.

 

[The Ween]

Cat's farts.

The way they creep up on you so you have to sniff the air a few times to identify the source, and by then it's too late.

My dog used to crawl up under my computer desk, stretch all out, then leave the silent bombs. It could gag you!

 

[Mister Ski]

Public service announcement for the day:

The more varied their diet, the more they will fart. If they have a consistent diet then their system gets used to it and less gas is produced.

 

[Lejuan]

My dog used to crawl up under my computer desk, stretch all out, then leave the silent bombs. It could gag you!

I kick the dog out of the house at the first whiff of trouble. I know that if I don't I'm in for a long haul. He'll just lay there whispering his rancorous stench for hours.

I've never had that problem with any of my pets in my life. Is it because of the food or something?

She's old, like nearly 20. I cut her some slack.

Public service announcement for the day:

The more varied their diet, the more they will fart. If they have a consistent diet then their system gets used to it and less gas is produced.

How 'bout that!

 

[DiFabio]

Do you even flatulate bro?

 

[AIR]

I hate stuff like this...