It makes him soft and womanly, then LGBT agendas descend upon him, and like an eternally recurrent cliffhanger, he gets lost in ambiguity. The most emasculating part of it is that even his magic Ray Bans offer zero clarity.
The day after eating a few slices of Papa John's pizza with extra cheese, Jalapeno peppers, and a side-order of bacon cheese sticks. Colon cleansing of the ages, my friends.