Things That Should Be Illegal

[jonny88]

You bring up an interesting point. I wonder what the percentage of chumps on this board are who've actually seen and touched a real, naked ****ie, on a live woman, excluding their mother's.

This guy has touched more then any of us. https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fb5_1315266917

 

[THX-182]

Do strippers count?

 

[thenammagazine]

Do strippers count?

Pathetic, but I suppose so.

Unless mommy paid, then no.

 

[Vortex]

First, I'm not a guy.
Second, why would I laugh at being insulted? Do you often insult women?
Third, I'm glad I made *you* laugh.
Fourth, although I'm basically a B cup, I didn't get here until my late 30's.
And Fifth- I've been told my breasts are stunning. Just like my tight little round a$$. Oh, but that's right, sorry, I forgot- you don't care about that because you like ****ies. Just not A cups. Is that in reality or only on paper, I wonder...

eRrrrR...I mean,

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[fosing]

Do strippers count?

hey, i'm doing my part paying for their college fund.

 

[SixMillionDollarMan Guy]

I've been told my breasts are stunning. Just like my tight little round a$$.

Don't choke on your self-adulation.

 

[thenammagazine]

Don't choke on your self-adulation.

Awwwe, did she offend you with the remark about guys with small dicks?

 

[barryo]

bank robbery....................


aw ____.................it is.................


see ya'll in 15-20................

 

[SixMillionDollarMan Guy]

Awwwe, did she offend you with the remark about guys with small dicks?

Awwwe, did your wife tease you again?

 

[thenammagazine]

Awwwe, did your wife tease you again?

So I take it that's a "yes."

 

[devilof76]

Is that why you're a size queen?

 

[Valfar]

Dude, the vibe i got from your second last post..all i could picture is a submissive masochistic guy who loves getting his balls stopped on by a woman in high heels. Usually guys like you tend to have these types of closet fetishes.

 

[devilof76]

Either that or I am attracted to women who take ____ from no one, and who know their worth.

Not on your radar, huh?

 

[azurepred]

flat ***** are the things that should be illegal.

 

[THX-182]

My mom has a flat ass. I oughta kick yours!

 

[thenammagazine]

My mom has a flat ass. I oughta kick yours!

Why are you looking at your mom's ass?

 

[azurepred]

My mom has a flat ass. I oughta kick yours!

 

[jonny88]

hey, i'm doing my part paying for their college fund.

There are 3 kind of strippers. Single moms, girls paying for college and coke heads.

l have never been to a strip club before. Well only once, but that was for a job interview.

Dude, the vibe i got from your second last post..all i could picture is a submissive masochistic guy who loves getting his balls stopped on by a woman in high heels. Usually guys like you tend to have these types of closet fetishes.

l saw a horrid vid on the internet last week, it was the very thing you describe. This guy put his thing on the floor and a woman with high heels was stepping on it. She put the heel in the middle of his shaft and put all here weight on it, when she stepped off of it blood started shooting out of his urethra. It was a crazy sick vid. l would post it for everyones enjoyment, even the ladies, but l would probably get banned.

 

[thenammagazine]

There are 3 kind of strippers. Single moms, girls paying for college and coke heads.

l have never been to a strip club before.

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[SixMillionDollarMan Guy]

flat ***** are the things that should be illegal.

You can cross NAM off your list.