Things That Should Be Illegal

[thenammagazine]

You can cross NAM off your list.

 

[The Ween]

So you were offended by her *** at small weenies as well, huh?

Sam has never jabbed me!

 

[thenammagazine]

Sam has never jabbed me!

I should hope so.

 

[GrueSam]

Don't choke on your self-adulation.

WTF, you guys. I'm trying to make a point.

 

[GrueSam]

Sam has never jabbed me!

I just poked you, Weenie!

 

[Lejuan]

WTF, you guys. I'm trying to make a point.

Your point was well made to those of us who don't think with our weenies.

 

[devilof76]

I just poked you, Weenie!

 

[hoodonit00]

Very fascinating. Dear Penthouse, here I was on my favorite collectibles board....

 

[fosing]

There are 3 kind of strippers. Single moms, girls paying for college and coke heads.

l have never been to a strip club before. Well only once, but that was for a job interview.

i'm gonna call bolshat on that one.
your avatar alone is a dead give away.

 

[thenammagazine]

Very fascinating. Dear Penthouse, here I was on my favorite collectibles board....

 

[Mr. EcKo]

*** *** *** ***

 

[Vortex]

l saw a horrid vid on the internet last week, it was the very thing you describe. This guy put his thing on the floor and a woman with high heels was stepping on it. She put the heel in the middle of his shaft and put all here weight on it, when she stepped off of it blood started shooting out of his urethra. It was a crazy sick vid. l would post it for everyones enjoyment, even the ladies, but l would probably get banned.

THank you very much for that lovely story.

 

[The Ween]

I just poked you, Weenie!

Ooooo....best I've had in awhile!

 

[GrueSam]

Your point was well made to those of us who don't think with our weenies.

Thank you.

Ooooo....best I've had in awhile!

 

[jonny88]

i'm gonna call bolshat on that one.
your avatar alone is a dead give away.

It's true, too many wierd people in those places. Even when l went for my interview (to be a bouncer) there were a few old guys there in there 60s waiting for the first girls of the day to come out and dance. Don't they have anything better to do at 11AM on a Wednesday morning.

 

[Lejuan]

Don't they have anything better to do at 11AM on a Wednesday morning.

If it should transpire that I one day become old, alone and cashed up, I doubt I could think of anything better to do at 11am on any day of the week. It'd be either that or my trains.

 

[jonny88]

If it should transpire that I one day become old, alone and cashed up, I doubt I could think of anything better to do at 11am on any day of the week. It'd be either that or my trains.

l would skip the strip club and call an escort to come over instead. She could play with me and my trains.

 

[devilof76]

Too good for strippers, but not whores?

 

[jonny88]

Too good for strippers, but not whores?

You make a good point.

 

[Devil_666]

Too good for strippers, but not whores?

Devil's Rule of Thumb: If you're gonna pay anyway, why just watch when you can play?