Sassafras
Super Freak
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Not a little girl, but after the Asian Girl Boss Sith lady slays the evil spider lady, the noble proud Native American warrior (who in the previous scene had just tamed Buckbeak from Harry Potter "Avatar" style using his wise Native American ways) is the one that literally quotes "That was amazing!!"
It's like Snyder took a bunch of mushrooms and watched Star Wars, Dune, LOTR, Harry Potter, Avatar, and Seven Samurai and then puked his guts out, and the resulting mess is this movie.
Absolutely accurate IMO. It's Witcher Blood Origins bad, maybe worse. Frequently boring and terrible pacing and editing, shamelessly rips off so many other films I lost count, the main villain looks like Lurch from the Adams family and the big bad - was that Corey Feldman with a beard glued on? WTF.
Best I can say is now and then there's an interesting visual - there was whisper of hope with the Hopkins droid - quickly obliterated by PG tentacle smut as written by a thirteen year old and space horses from TROS. I lost all hope when Hawkeye from Last of the Mohicans did the Harry Potter horse whisperer thing.