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cr0w · Apr 23, 2015

jye4ever said:
I actually don't have to pay for sex.

Wait, I'm married, scratch that.

Ahahah, yeah that's the very ****ing definition of marriage. Your entire life reduced to a barter system.

I love the **** out of my wife, don't get me wrong, but man...10 years ago I would have never conceived of this lifestyle. The joy I used to feel on Christmas Day when I opened up a present I'd wanted for a year is only achievable now when my wife informs me that she's going to be out with her friends for an entire afternoon.

karamazov80 · Apr 23, 2015

cr0w said:
The joy I used to feel on Christmas Day when I opened up a present I'd wanted for a year is only achievable now when my wife informs me that she's going to be out with her friends for an entire afternoon.

Damn. You lucky so and so. I can't remember the last time this happened.

cr0w · Apr 23, 2015

She randomly got invited to an all-day concert festival last Saturday and was gone from 1 pm to 2 am. I'm surprised I didn't burn the house down during my 13 hours of adolescent regression.

jye4ever · Apr 23, 2015

cr0w said:
Ahahah, yeah that's the very ****ing definition of marriage. Your entire life reduced to a barter system.

I love the **** out of my wife, don't get me wrong, but man...10 years ago I would have never conceived of this lifestyle. The joy I used to feel on Christmas Day when I opened up a present I'd wanted for a year is only achievable now when my wife informs me that she's going to be out with her friends for an entire afternoon.

cr0w said:
She randomly got invited to an all-day concert festival last Saturday and was gone from 1 pm to 2 am. I'm surprised I didn't burn the house down during my 13 hours of adolescent regression.