Hey blackmask, I would like to introduce you to my friend, The Period. He would really like you to make his acquaintance and thinks you may find his services useful.
what is so cool here is that we can see the freaks who are jerks-----
it is like i have more posts so anyone with less is beneath me--------------------- please------------
Hey blackmask, I would like to introduce you to my friend, The Period. He would really like you to make his acquaintance and thinks you may find his services useful.
I don't like periods, those are for girls,
glad you have your periods under control though
I don't like periods, those are for girls,
glad you have your periods under control though
Oh dear. I think you are misinterpreting what kind of period I am referring to. It's understandable why you would mistake what I meant though. I think however you are also confusing the difference between "boys" and "girls". Boys are the ones with wee-wee's, such as I have and you don't. Tsk tsk tsk. What do they teach children at these schools today?
no you shouldn't, you should live your famous rich live, do whatever you want,
but you should not be surprised if you go to take a dump and someone tries to ask you for an autograph with toilet paper,
that's just what comes with fame, either accept it and deal wit it, or just quit,
If I'm taking a dump and someone asks me for my autograph, they're getting a "spicy squiggy."
I remember there was this weird movie with Agent Smith from the Matrix, my girlfriend was watching,
and in the movie they kept talking how the guy had the poop of his favorite singer in a little jar around his neck like a necklace....
just reminded me of that
(knowing some people, I wouldn't think is that crazy...)
I work at the NYC offices of a big cable network, so even though I'm not in Talent Relations, I've randomly managed to meet/chat up/ride the elevator with a bunch of celebrities over the years. And I have to say, almost all of them have been perfectly courteous and approachable. Off the top of my head, here's a list of the good guys:
Ricky Gervais
Dan Marino
Barbara Walters
Kevin Bacon
Diane Lane
The Cast of Made In America
Dr. Ruth
Oh, and I was also at the urinal next to Bob Costas. We did not speak, though. Because that's against Man Law. My impressions? Snappy dresser, efficient urinator.
Oh, and I was also at the urinal next to Bob Costas. We did not speak, though. Because that's against Man Law. My impressions? Snappy dresser, efficient urinator.
I broke Man Law when I found myself pissing beside a UFC fighter. I was next to Sean Sherk and people in the line up for the washroom were hollering his name.
I told him, "You better get out of here before people start taking pictures."
He replied, "No ****."
Queen...Alien?
I work at the NYC offices of a big cable network, so even though I'm not in Talent Relations, I've randomly managed to meet/chat up/ride the elevator with a bunch of celebrities over the years. And I have to say, almost all of them have been perfectly courteous and approachable. Off the top of my head, here's a list of the good guys:
Ricky Gervais
Dan Marino
Barbara Walters
Kevin Bacon
Diane Lane
The Cast of Made In America
Dr. Ruth
Oh, and I was also at the urinal next to Bob Costas. We did not speak, though. Because that's against Man Law. My impressions? Snappy dresser, efficient urinator.
Too bad he didn't ask you to swap piss.