I'll remember that the next time I read it (30 days after close of auction) and after paying the guy hundreds and waiting weeks, I finally get a pink Handkerchief in the mail. And, when I tell him I going to file a claim (BECAUSE I WASN'T STUPID ENOUGHT TO LET THE TIME RUN OUT ON ME BEING ABLE TO FILE A CLAIM), he claims that he will resend it, and then the second item turns out to be a pair of men's socks.
Jesus, man, stop shouting.
I have a sore head.