We need Jack Bauer to pitch this to his contact at Disney, stat. Though it would probably just be easier to Greedo that scene.
So long as I am in re-write mode and Bauer has the "in"
1. Jar Jar is actually killed in every scene, he can regenerate in 1 day although it costs him brain cells. Whicha is whya he talka so stoopida.
2. Anakins Mom was actually a "woman of the night" She has had several children "spontaneously" from the force, who were sold by Watto before Ani was born. She couldn't sell Ani cause no one liked his hair cut.
3. These sold children , are the eventually the parents of Kylo Ren( see he is the subject of this thread after all)
4. Jango Fett was not killed that was his clone. Same for Boba Fett. The REAL Fett's live in a luxury condo in the Outer Rim (Rishi maze?) with Jabba who faked his strangulation and escape podded his way there.
5. Darth Maul survived his slicing and went on to attack Ben and Anakin several times ( nah skip thats its too stoopid)
6. Battle droids are not hackable by simply destroying the "mothership" one does not simply destroy a mothership buy shooting a few lazars inside. It was actually a self destruct to set the droids to sleep mode so they could be woken up later and wipe out the Gungans. Happens off screen in ROTS.
7. Anakin and Pad e faked their deaths (CLONES) and live happily in the Outer Rim. Guess who they are neighbors with? The perfect sitcom is born, "My Neighbors the Fetts and Hutts" at 8pm CBS.
8. The Younglings were never killed , Anakin moved them from the temple and had then re educated . They are all now older and have cybernetic implanted im there heads. They are the "Cult of Lobot"
9. Greedo is the last incarnation of Jar Jar.....
10. The ET's in the galactic Senate decide to recruit a boy named Elliot to form a group called "The Knights of Ren" who go back im time to stop the root cause of the clone wars, The Gungans , and wipe them out.
i can do more if needed.