Yesterday I received a most wonderful package for just being an ape fan. It was a surprise from one of the groups I belong to. One of the articles sent to me was the map of the Forbidden Zone, and a map of Ape City.
My four year old said he wanted me to take him to Ape City. I told him I would love to take him there.
Well....this morning, he asked, "Mommy, when there is no daycare, can you take me to Ape City?"
I told him I would love to but I didn't know how. He said I had a map and that would show me how to get there. I told him the map is a map of Ape City, but doesn't show me HOW to get there.
He asked, "Can we take a plane?"
I told him we needed to take a spaceship that goes faster than the speed of light so we could punch through time...but even then there would be no guarantee we could find Ape City.
I am so warped...my poor baby.
He said that if I knew how to put on makeup, then I must know how to get to Ape City. Wow. I'll have to think of a nice way to tell him that there really is no Ape City, that it's all just pretend.