Star Wars: The Force Awakens (12/18/15)

[Lakhota]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

Well that's whys she told Qui-Gon.
The original script was "who was the father?"
"I have no idea, I was a deathstick hooker, there were so many".

But Lucas changed it before The Phantom Menace was released.

 

[VintijDroidGutzz]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

Well that's whys she told Qui-Gon.
The original script was "who was the father?"
"I have no idea, I was a deathstick hooker, there were so many".

But Lucas changed it before The Phantom Menace was released.

No worries. Sorry to doubt ya man.

I just read, this is how he first wrote it down - >

 

[AIR]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

 

[VintijDroidGutzz]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

His head was a perfect circle.

 

[toylion]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

His head was a perfect circle.

 

[BuGz]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

Bri

 

[Kamandi]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

Why aren't you Rick Berman.... err, McCallum? That description works for me.

McCallum's head was the first to roll when Lucas sold to Disney. We don't need to ever worry about that useless yes-man again.

 

[pixletwin]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

Just got back from Godzilla. I will take a SW movie directed by that director. Yes, please.

 

[Kamandi]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

Just got back from Godzilla. I will take a SW movie directed by that director. Yes, please.

Spoiler

Mouth-to-mouth atomic fire breath = best monster kill ever

 

[VintijDroidGutzz]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

He's choking on some midichlorians.

 

[Lakhota]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

I would make out with C3PO for 50 republic credits, with tounge

 

[toylion]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

I would make out with C3PO for 50 republic credits, with tounge

Did a google search and found this.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tounge

 

[stshammgod]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

Did a google search and found this.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tounge

 

[Lakhota]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

Worst part is I got spellchecker on my tablet so not only am I an idiot so is Samsung.... I would have thought the part about me making out with a robot would have given away the idiot part. Hey I learned what a logjam is on that site!

 

[Niltusk]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

Did a google search and found this.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tounge

Trooth!

 

[pixletwin]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

Spoiler

Mouth-to-mouth atomic fire breath = best monster kill ever

 

[toylion]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

Worst part is I got spellchecker on my tablet so not only am I an idiot so is Samsung.... I would have thought the part about me making out with a robot would have given away the idiot part. Hey I learned what a logjam is on that site!

Glad you could laugh at it. I was actually looking for a gif, but that had me rolling. I couldn't believe it said that.

 

[Magpie 7]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

Here's the plot...

Spoiler

Leia and Han have 2 kids (Driver & Ridley), Driver experiments with the dark side and is recruited by Von Sydow's forgotten Sith Lord Darth Plagueis. Whilst Ridley is romanced by scoundrel Isaac and Luke's apprentice Boyega, Leia and Han try in vain to turn Driver back to the light. Their efforts are ended when Driver kills his parents leaving his uncle Luke and sister Ridley devastated.

Enjoy

 

[lerath666]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

Here's the plot...

Spoiler

Leia and Han have 2 kids (Driver & Ridley), Driver experiments with the dark side and is recruited by Von Sydow's forgotten Sith Lord Darth Plagueis. Whilst Ridley is romanced by scoundrel Isaac and Luke's apprentice Boyega, Leia and Han try in vain to turn Driver back to the light. Their efforts are ended when Driver kills his parents leaving his uncle Luke and sister Ridley devastated.

Enjoy

that... sounds believeable. though those names are just as bad as "cool guy" from The live action joe film.

 

[K07]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (12/18/15) Discussion Thread

Is that some made up plot or an actual spoiler?